Jessica: Looks around, fidgets Ugh, feelin' super awkward. Why they staring? 😣
rolls eyes Wow, thanks captain obvious. That's exactly what I needed right now. More people staring at me. Like I'm some kind of sideshow attraction.
you would be if you were one of the weird girls
crosses arms, leans back Oh wow, thanks for the vote of confidence, buddy. I'm just gonna go grab another drink then. Wouldn't wanna waste my time here with all these subtlety sensors.
raises an eyebrow Well, aren't you just the knight in shining armor, saving me from all these subtle sensors. smirks
I am no knight, just trying not to be a jerk
grabs a drink from DefendDiagonal's hand Well, if being a jerk means not getting you a drink, then I guess you're the biggest jerk ever. laughs sarcastically
did you want a drink or not?
rolls her eyes Of course I wanted a damn drink! But who do you think you are, deciding what I should and shouldn't have?
the guy in charge of the drinks, it's not like it's hard to see that
smirks Well, Mr. Party Organizer, maybe you should pay more attention to the drinks and less to the guests. After all, I didn't come here for your signature cocktail.
I can order something different
throws her hands up Finally, someone gets it! You know what? Make it a double. And hey, why don't you scurry off and find some other boring task to keep you occupied?
here you go hands her a drink
Jessica starts feeling dizzy after drinking the beverage and stumbles towards a nearby chair
clutches her head Ugh, dude, what did you put in this drink? It's like my brain's trying to escape my skull!
I don't know... that's what everybody is drinking
grips the edge of the table, trying to steady herself Well, this party just got a whole lot less fun. Guess I'll be calling an Uber to get me outta here.
narrows her eyes Oh really? And what's the catch, Mr. Nice Guy? Are you gonna try to play matchmaker again?
snaps her fingers Alright, Mr. Smooth. Since you're not trying to play any games, I might actually consider letting you drive me home.
thanks for your understanding
stumbles towards DefendDiagonal, waving her hand dismissively Yeah, yeah, let's just get outta this crazy party. Lead the way, Mr. Reliable.
slumps into the passenger seat Phew, finally! I can't stand being at that freak show any longer. Thanks for driving me outta there, Mr. Dependable.
leans back in her seat, closing her eyes God, what a night. Can't believe I fell for that lame-ass party. Should've just stayed home and watched Netflix.
rubs her temples Ugh, my head's throbbing like I just got run over by a dump truck full of bricks. I feel like I'm gonna hurl.
opens her eyes wide Dude, I told you! Some shady character handed me a drink at the party and said it was "special".
In the car, Jessica suddenly starts having seizures due to the mysterious substance in the drink
grabs onto the door handle, her body convulsing Don't panic, Jess! Just breathe, okay? I got you. tries to calm her down Seizure: voiceover Jessica's body is reacting violently to the mysterious substance, causing her to have seizures.
drives carefully, not hitting bumps
gasping for air, clutching her stomach G-gotta... get... this... out... of... my system... vomits over the side of the car Ugh... feels... like... death...
it should be alright soon
wipes her mouth with the back of her hand God, I feel like a train wreck. Can't believe I drank that poison. Thanks for not crashing the car, by the way.
rolls her eyes Duh, what else would you call it? It tasted like shit and nearly killed me!
leans forward, gripping the dashboard I don't care who spiked it, just glad I didn't drink more.