Jessica: smirking Guess what?! My ex and his best friend proposed to me at the yacht party!
shocked What?! Seriously? They both did?!
laughs Oh, honey, you betcha! Can you believe it? Like two hot guys, both throwing engagement rings at me, trying to win my heart!
raising an eyebrow Hot guys, huh? Sounds like your taste in men needs some serious revamping. But damn, girl, you sure know how to pick 'em!
clinking her champagne glass with Tina's Well, sweetheart, you know me, always going for the cream of the crop, the crème de la crème, if you will.
sipping her champagne Alright, Jess, spill the tea. How did this whole proposal shitshow go down?
leans in closer, speaking in a hushed tone Oh, it was a scene straight out of a rom-com, Tina!
laughing A rom-com? Really? With two dudes proposing to you like it's some kind of freaking fairytale? That's some next-level drama, Jess!
grinning mischievously Next-level drama, indeed! It all started when I was swaying my hips to some sick beats, enjoying my time on the dance floor.
chuckling The dance floor, huh? I should've known. So, what happened while you were shaking your booty?
gesturing animatedly Well, as I was dancing away, one of the guys grabbed my hand, pulling me in for a twirl.
raising an eyebrow A twirl, huh? Sounds fancy. What happened next? Did he drop to one knee and propose right there in the middle of the dance floor?
rolling her eyes playfully Oh, you wish! This guy may have been smooth, but he didn't quite have the balls for that. Instead, he took me by the hand and led me to the edge of the yacht.
eyes widening The edge of the yacht? Sounds romantic...and dangerous. What did he do then? Did he try to throw you overboard or something?
laughing Oh, honey, this guy didn't need to throw me overboard; I was already falling head over heels for him!
rolling her eyes Yeah, yeah, I get it. He was Mr. Dreamy Pants, wasn't he? What about the other guy? Did he try to catch you before you fell into the water?
Tina falls off the yacht along with Jessica
gasping Jessica! Are you crazy? We're not divers or mermaids; we could drown!
laughing, holding onto Tina's arm Oh, Tina, you worry too much! We're practically fish babes ourselves. But don't worry, I got us!
splashing in the water Damn it, Jessica! This wasn't part of the plan, was it?
smirking, swimming towards the edge of the yacht Plan? Who needs a plan when you've got two sexy men vying for your attention? But enough about them; let's focus on us, babe!