Jessica: smirking Oh, so you saw that, huh? What, jealous now?
Ugh, what's with you people always suspicionin' me? Can't a girl even kiss her homie without y'all thinkin' somethin'?!
Me and my friends are the only ones on your block so yeah we’re gonna be suspicious of you
rolls her eyes Ugh, seriously? Look, I told you, it was just a friendly smooch, okay? No deep meaning behind it.
Okay, I’m sorry for being so suspicious
smirks You should be! Anyway, listen up, 'cause I've got something to say.
crosses her arms Alright, here it goes. You think you know everything about me, huh? Well, let me give you a little taste of my wild side.
grinning mischievously Brace yourself, baby. Last night, I didn't just go to any ordinary club. Oh no.
leans in closer I went to this underground speakeasy, hidden in the back of a dingy alley.
raises an eyebrow You see? Is that all you got? I mean, seriously, I'm dropping these bombshells on you, and all you can say is "I see"? Wow, you really need to spice up your reactions, honey.
Alright, so what happened at this club?
smirks Oh, you have no idea. It was a wild ride, full of twists and turns.
Sure, but do you know what the best part was?
tilts her head, feigning curiosity Oh, do tell! What was the best part, honey?
When you realized it was just a dumb speakeasy and not the big secret you thought it was
Hurt by SapphireGlider's words, Jessica storms off, feeling embarrassed and foolish for falling into the trap of the speakeasy.
clenches her fists, tears welling up in her eyes You think you're so clever, don't you? Always looking for ways to belittle me. Well, let me show you just how smart I am. Watch this!
takes out her phone and starts scrolling through an app Alright, check this out.
excitedly It's a secret app that reveals hidden secrets in our town! Ain't that cool? With this, we can uncover all sorts of juicy stuff on people around here.
grins mischievously Oh, you know, like the dirt on everyone's reputation. Who's been up to no good behind closed doors.
scrolls through the app, showing screenshots Look at this! Turns out our neighbor, Mrs. Johnson, has been running a secret gambling ring out of her basement. Can you believe it? Mrs. Johnson: in shock Jessica! How did you find out about this?
Wait, I thought you said you didn’t like reading? Why do you have this app?
laughs nervously Oh, yeah, well, you know me, always full of surprises.
rolls her eyes dramatically Ugh, fine, if you're so skeptical. Let me show you how I use this app to dig up dirt on people.
smirks Alright, hold on tight. Let's see who's got skeletons in their closet. begins typing on her phone Okay, let's see... Hmm...
gasps loudly Oh my god! Guess what this app just revealed about Mr. Thompson, our math teacher?
grinning mischievously Get this, SapphireGlider! It turns out Mr. Thompson has been moonlighting as a stripper at a local club! Can you believe it?
The revelation about Mr. Thompson's secret life causes a scandal at the school, leading to his resignation and an increased scrutiny towards teachers in the district.
Now now, let’s focus on you
raises an eyebrow, feigning shock Oh, me? Focus on me? Well, isn't this a fun little twist.
Yeah, why don’t you tell me something about yourself that nobody else knows?
smirks Well, SapphireGlider, you sure you're ready for this? You might not be able to handle the real me. But here goes...
crosses her arms and leans back Alright, buckle up. So, you know how I love to dance, right? Well, little known fact, I actually entered a dance competition back in high school.