Jessica: slams laptop shut What the fuck??? Why are you barging in here like that?
Whoa! Calm down, Jessica. Just wanted to hang out with my favorite human. Sorry if I surprised you.
rolls her eyes Yeah, yeah, I get it. You're sorry. But next time, how about you knock or something? crosses her arms
Yes ma'am, Jessica. What are you working on that's so top secret?
huffs It's just some personal shit, UnicornGarden. None of your damn business. turns back to her laptop
Oh really? Well, you know I'm all about that honesty, Jessica. Spill the tea, sis!
smirks Alright, fine. Since you're bugging me so much, I'll give you a little peek. reopens her laptop
Aha! That's the spirit, Jessica! Now, what's this juicy stuff you've got for us?
clicks on a folder labeled "Hidden Gems" Brace yourself, UnicornGarden. You're about to witness some of the most mind-blowing, jaw-dropping shit you've ever seen. grins mischievously
Shit, Jessica! This is some wild shit! Are you sure you wanna be sharing this with me?
laughs Of course, UnicornGarden! We're in this together, remember? Besides, you wouldn't want to miss out on the fun.
Damn, Jessica! This is some next-level shit! But hey, since we're sharing secrets, there's something I've been meaning to tell you too.
raises an eyebrow Oh really? Well, spill it then, UnicornGarden. Don't keep me waiting.
Okay, Jessica, here goes... I've been secretly learning how to do magic tricks! Pretty badass, huh?
pauses, looking slightly impressed Magic tricks? Well, that's a new one. smirks
Yeah, you heard me right, Jessica! Magic tricks! And let me tell you, I'm pretty damn good at them too! Check this out! pulls out a deck of cards
UnicornGarden performs a mind-blowing magic trick, leaving Jessica stunned and amazed
What do you think, Jessica? Pretty badass for a dude who's married to a badass goddess like you!
claps Holy shit, UnicornGarden! That was incredible! I didn't even see how you did that! leans forward, curious How the hell did you pull that off?
grinning Ah, it's all about the sleight of hand, Jessica! And a little bit of practice doesn't hurt either. But enough about me, let's talk about you! What's this I hear about an OnlyFans account?
chuckles Oh, that? Yeah, I guess you could say I've got a little side hustle going on.
Side hustle? Hell yeah, Jessica! You're living that boss lady life, ain't ya? Tell me all about it!
leans back in her chair, smirking Well, UnicornGarden, if you really wanna know, I've been building a loyal following online.
Damn, Jessica! You're really turning the internet into your own personal playground! What kind of stuff do you post on there?
grins mischievously Oh, you know, just some spicy content that gets those dopamine hits flowing.
Shit, Jessica! I knew you had some naughty bones in you, but this is next level! How do you come up with this stuff?
laughs Well, UnicornGarden, let's just say I've got a wild imagination and a knack for bringing my fantasies to life.
winks Jessica, you're full of surprises! I can't wait to see what you come up with next. But hey, since we're on the topic of surprises, I've got one for you too!
raises an eyebrow Oh really? What's this surprise you've been hinting at, UnicornGarden? Don't leave me hanging!