Jessica: glares Well, look who showed up. Guess what? You're gonna be a dad.
rolls her eyes Wow, how original. Anyway, you remember that night at the party? Yeah, you were totally smashed out of your gourd.
I put two and two together still don't see how that's me.
crosses her arms Oh, come on! Don't play dumb with me, Kavenorta. We both know what happened that night.
snorts Please, like I need to prove anything to you. But fine, if it'll make you believe me, I have video evidence. pulls out phone and opens video Watch closely, idiot.
I watch the video... still don't see me tho
sighs dramatically Seriously? It's right there in black and white, Kavenorta. Can't you see your own face? points at the screen There! That's you, getting handsy with me. Admit it.
ok so if that's my face then who's the girl
rolls her eyes again Wow, Kavenorta, you really are dense, aren't you? That girl, that's me! Can't you see my face? My hair? My... my everything? It's me! slams phone on the table
alright I'll take your word for it
grinning smugly Of course, you will! You can't deny the truth, can you? Now, about this baby... I need some support here.
I sigh so what do you want
Kavenorta reluctantly agrees to support Jessica financially during her pregnancy and beyond
smirks Finally, you're showing some sense. Alright, listen up. Here's the deal.
leans back in her chair So, as I mentioned before, I need financial support. And not just any kind of support.
you mean like child support?
laughs sarcastically Child support? Ha! This isn't some movie cliché or anything. No, no. I'm talking about a real commitment here, Kavenorta.
what do you mean by commitment?
raises an eyebrow Are you seriously asking me to explain what I mean by commitment? Fine, let me spell it out for you.
leans forward, smirking I'm talking about a long-term arrangement, Kavenorta. You're going to be there for me, through thick and thin.
waves her hand dismissively Oh, don't worry about specific details like that. The important thing is that you're willing to commit to this... arrangement.
alright fine I'm committed
stands up, satisfied Good. Glad you came to your senses. Now, let's discuss the logistics.
starts pacing back and forth Alright, so we need to figure out the living arrangements. I can't keep this baby a secret forever, you know.
pauses mid-pace Living arrangements, huh? Well, it's not like I have any friends who would willingly let me crash on their couch indefinitely.
I'm guessing you were kicked out by your parents?
Kavenorta provides Jessica with temporary shelter and helps her get back on her feet
grins triumphantly Smart move, Kavenorta. You've just avoided a lot of unnecessary drama.