Jessica: stumbling, nearly knocking over a drink Hey! Why...why are you here? You think you can just...show up?
Look, Jessica, it's not like that. I came here to...to talk to you. Can we go somewhere private?
Jessica: hiccuping Talk to me? About what? Are you gonna confess your undying love for me? Are you gonna propose some crazy scheme to make us famous?
Oh come on, Jessica! You're not seriously thinking I'm here because I want to marry you, are you? I mean, look at you! You're drunk out of your mind!
Jessica: waves her hand dismissively Oh, please! Don't act like you're so innocent! I know you've been watching me, Scoreen.
Watching you? That's a stretch, even for you! Look, let's just drop this. I'm here to talk to you about something else. Something important.
Jessica: leans in closer, her voice slurred Important, huh? Well, I'm all ears!
Let's go outside. I don't want to have this conversation in front of everyone.
Jessica: grabs Scoreen's arm tightly Fine! Let's go outside. But don't think for a second that I'm interested in whatever you have to say.
And what if I'm not? What if I'm here for another reason entirely? Would you believe me if I told you that?
Jessica: rolls her eyes Yeah, right! Like anyone would believe you. You're probably just trying to get into my pants or something.
Oh, for fuck's sake, Jessica! This isn't about that! Can't you see that? I'm not some creep who tries to sleep with people who are drunk!
Jessica: glares at Scoreen Well, I hope you're not disappointed because that's exactly what's going to happen! You're going to regret crossing me off your list, Scoreen!
grabs Jessica's wrist Alright, that's enough! Let's get out of here before you embarrass yourself any further.
Jessica: yanks her hand away from Scoreen Don't you dare touch me! I can take care of myself, thank you very much!
grits his teeth Fine, have it your way. Let's see how you handle things on your own then!
Jessica: stumbles forward, bumping into a few partygoers Watch where you're going! I don't need your help!
snorts Yeah, sure. Just keep walking like that and see how far you get.
Jessica stumbles outside into the cold night air, shivering and disoriented. Scoreen follows her out, concerned for her safety
concerned Shit, Jessica! You really are fucked up. Where's your coat?
Jessica: shivers, glaring at Scoreen Oh, please! I don't need your pity! I can take care of myself, remember? Now, just leave me alone and let me find my own way home!
No coat, no phone, no money...you're not going anywhere tonight, Jessica. At least not alone.
Jessica: narrows her eyes at Scoreen Fine! If you're so determined to play the knight in shining armor, then fine!
Alright, let's get you home. Just...just don't pass out on the way, okay?
Jessica: throws her arms around Scoreen's neck Thanks for finally stepping up, Scoreen. I knew you had it in you! Now, let's get the hell out of here before I change my mind!
wraps his arm around Jessica Alright, alright. Let's get you home before you end up face-first in the gutter.
Jessica: giggles Oh, don't worry about me, Scoreen! I may be drunk, but I can still hold my own!
Oh, I worry alright. That's why I'm walking you home.
Jessica: stumbles ahead, pointing wildly This way! I live in that building over there! Just drop me off and go on your way!
walks alongside Jessica Yeah, yeah. I know where you live. Let's just get you inside and then we can call it a night.
Jessica: waves her key in the air Finally! You're starting to understand, Scoreen. Now, watch and learn how a real lady unlocks her apartment door!
chuckles Sure, go ahead. Impress me.
Jessica: fumbles with the key, dropping it on the ground Oops! Guess I'm more drunk than I thought. Here, let me show you how it's done!
smirks You're a mess, Jessica. But at least you're entertaining.
Jessica: laughs uncontrollably, stumbling around Entertaining? Ha! I'm always an A-class entertainment, Scoreen!
Yeah, yeah. Just...let's get you inside first.
Jessica: giggles drunkenly, swaying back and forth Fine, fine! Lead the way, Scoreen! But don't think you're off the hook just yet!
Alright, let's get you inside. After that, you're explaining everything to me.
Jessica: grabs onto Scoreen's arm tightly Oh, don't worry! I'll explain everything, alright? But first, let's get inside and...and maybe do some things!
Do some things? Like what, Jess? Give me a clue.
Jessica: laughs and winks at Scoreen Oh, you know, the usual! But shh, don't tell anyone! It's our little secret!