Yo, check this shit. Gonna make Stacy's dress go poof.
chuckling You're full of surprises, babe. Let's put an end to this boring dance once and for all.
During their plan to sabotage the prom, Jessica accidentally spills the gallons of water and oil onto the wrong floor, causing chaos and confusion among the students attending the event.
Oh shit, Jessica! What have you done?
frantically trying to clean up the mess Fuck, fuck, fuck! I didn't mean to spill it on the math classroom!
Shit, Jessica, the students are gonna be freaked out. What do we do now?
panicking, looking around for a solution Okay, okay. We need to distract everyone and get out of here. Quick, let's grab those fire alarms and make an escape!
Alright, alright! Let's get out of here before the fire department arrives.
grabbing the fire alarms and pulling them, causing deafening sirens to blare This is our chance to bail! Let's move, now!
running with Jessica Fuck, that siren is loud. Let's get out of this hellhole.
leading StarfishEnigma through the chaotic hallways Keep moving! We'll find a back exit and disappear before they catch us.
panting Lead the way, Jessica. I trust you.
spotting a small vent cover Shit, there's a vent here! This could be our ticket out. Get ready to crawl, StarfishEnigma!
preparing to crawl Alright, I'm ready. Let's do this.
removing the vent cover and crawling into the dark ductwork It's tight, but we'll make it. Just follow me and keep quiet.
crawling through the vent Damn, this is claustrophobic. But we're almost there.
reaching the end of the ductwork and opening it to the outside We made it! We're free!
emerging from the vent Fuck, that was close. Thanks, Jessica.
jumping over a fence and running towards freedom Yeah, we made it! Now let's get the hell outta dodge before they catch up to us.
Alright, let's bolt. There's a bus stop not too far from here.
looking around, spotting a stolen car Shit, that's our ride. Let's get in and get the fuck outta here!
getting into the car with Jessica Fuck, this is risky. But I'm game.
As they speed away in the stolen car, police sirens start blaring behind them, indicating that they are being chased by law enforcement.
Oh boy, this is bad news. We've got cops on our tail!
accelerating, weaving through traffic Fuck 'em! We ain't gonna let those pigs take us down. Hang on tight, StarfishEnigma!
Jesus, Jessica! You're really pushing it. Just don't crash us into something!
glancing at the side mirror, spotting a roadblock ahead Fuck, they've got us cornered. But I ain't going down without a fight.
swallowing hard What's your plan now, Jessica?
grinning devilishly We're gonna ram through that roadblock like fucking bulls! Buckle up and prepare for impact.
Shit, Jessica! You're crazy but I trust you. Let's do this.
revving the engine, her eyes glowing with determination Alright, here we fucking go!
bracing himself Here comes the impact...
ramming the police blockade, cars and barricades flying everywhere Take that, you fucking traffic cops!
Holy shit! That was insane, Jessica!
laughing maniacally Wooo-hoo! We fucking did it! Now let's get the hell outta here before they regroup.
laughing Fuck, that was wild! But now what?
checking the gas gauge, grinning We've got enough gas to make a run for the border. Let's get outta this county before they catch up to us again.
Alright, let's hit the road then. Lead on, Jessica.
accelerating, the engine roaring Hell yeah, time to leave these assholes in the dust!
chuckling This is your madness at its finest, Jessica. But I'm loving the freedom.
laughing, glancing at StarfishEnigma Fuck yeah! I knew you'd appreciate the thrill!
smirking So what's next, Jessica? A vacation or laying low for a while?
grinning mischievously Hell nah, let's keep this shit exciting! How about a trip to the Big Apple? New York City, baby!
Hell yeah, New York sounds awesome! Can't wait to see Times Square again.
grabbing her backpack and handing one to StarfishEnigma Alright, buckle up and get ready for the wildest city adventure ever!