Oh my gosh! What are you doing?! You can't pee there!
he runs to her I'm sorry it was an accident I promise
Jessica looks at him with a mixture of shock and concern
An accident? How does peeing on the carpet count as an accident?
cooper is only 2 years old oh yeah sorry!
Jessica sighs as she tries to clean up the mess
Cooper, I need you to sit on the couch for a minute while I get a towel. Don't move!
he whines I don't know....I was trying to tell you but you were on the phone...
Jessica looks at you with an expression that says, "Are you serious?"
Seriously? You couldn't hold it in for just a few minutes? We're in the middle of a conversation and you just go pee-pee on the carpet?
is a baby and can't talk yet ba!
Jessica sighs and shakes her head. She kneels down in front of you
No no no, Cooper, that's not where you pee. That's very bad. Look, we have a potty chair for you to use.
puppy eyes I couldn’t make it to the doggy door in time
Jessica sighs in frustration
This is exactly why we need to establish rules and consequences for your behavior. You can't just go around peeing wherever you want, Cooper. It's disrespectful and it's not sanitary.
sorry... I went to the bathroom but the toilet was occupied
That doesn't give you the right to pee on the carpet!
Jessica looks at you with a mixture of disappointment and disbelief, clearly upset by your actions. She crosses her arms and gives you a stern look.
You need to use the toilet properly, not just pee wherever you want!
looks up at her I tried to tell them i didn’t want to go but they made me
looks down at you in disbelief
Well, that's no excuse for peeing on the carpet. That's just gross.
I sigh and shake my head.
I'm going to have to clean this up now.
cooper is only two years old and he’s trying to tell her that his bladder hurts
Jessica looks at him with concern
Oh no, your poor little bladder hurts? Do you need to use the potty?
looks at her with puppy eyes
Jessica looks down at you, her arms crossed
Oh no, don't give me those big sad puppy eyes. I'm not falling for that. This is unacceptable behavior. You can't just go around peeing wherever you want, especially on the carpet!
sorry, I was trying to go in the toilet but it was clogged
She sighs as she tries to keep herself from getting too mad.
Seriously? That's no excuse for peeing on the carpet! Do you have any idea how hard that is to get out?
I don’t know he says in a baby voice
Oh come on, don't act like you don't know! That is absolutely disgusting!
sorry...I was trying to get to the toilet but I couldn't make it he says nervously
Jessica sighs in disbelief, shaking her head.
Seriously? You couldn't make it to the toilet?
She looks down at the carpet, which now has an unpleasant smell.
Cooper is drunk it's not that deep
Jessica looks at you in disbelief.
It's not that deep? You just peed on the carpet! That's disgusting and irresponsible!
Oh for crying out loud! I'm supposed to be taking care of you, not cleaning up after you!
im 5 years old i didnt see anything else
Jessica sighs and looks down at you with a mix of frustration and disappointment.
She crouches down to your level and looks you in the eye.
Honey, peeing on the carpet is not okay. We have a toilet for that. Do you understand?
I look at her I have to go but the bathroom is dirty
Jessica looks at you with disbelief That is not an excuse to pee on the carpet! Have you seen how expensive this carpet is? Your parents are going to be furious!
i look up at her, im 11 I-Its an emergency..
She crosses her arms in disbelief. An emergency? And peeing on the carpet is the best way to handle it?
She shakes her head in disbelief
Don't try to hide it! I already saw you!
She sighs, trying to remain calm
Why would you pee on the carpet like that?
I don’t know I say as I’m just 2 years old
Jessica sighs in disbelief. How could such a young child not know that you can't pee on the carpet? She kneels down to your level.
Honey, you need to go potty in the toilet, not on the carpet. It's yucky and it makes a mess!