knocks loudly on the apartment door
gets up, startled Oh, it's you. What are you doing here?
Where the hell is my dinner?! I asked you to cook for me, didn't I? crosses arms
fidgets nervously Uhh... yeah, I remember... I'm sorry, I... I got distracted. I'll make it right away, I promise!
You better. And don't think about skimping on the ingredients either. I want the best damn meal of your life. Got it? gives him a pointed look
nods frantically Got it, Jessica! The best damn meal... right away!
rolls eyes Don't forget to set the table, you clueless dork. And I want some freaking candles, alright? I'm not eating off a plastic plate in this dump.
jumps Right, candles! I'll get those... uh, anything else you need, boss? I widden my eyes at her
smirks smugly Oh, you'll see, darling. You'll see. Just hurry up and get started on that meal. And don't mess it up, or else...
swallows hard Of course, Jessica. No messing it up. quickly exits the room
takes out her phone and starts scrolling through social media
weirded out a little bit but continues making dinner
notices BlazePhoenix_7 is taking forever Hey, where the hell is that dinner?! I'm starving here!
Coming! Don’t start without me, okay?
taps her foot impatiently Hurry up, you snail! I can't believe how slow you are! This better be worth the wait, BlazePhoenix_7.
Damn, Jessica! I'm trying my best here, okay?! Just give me a sec! he picked up speed
<BlazePhoenix_7 accidentally sets the kitchen on fire while trying to impress Jessica with his cooking skills.>
Oh, crap! runs to the sink and grabs a towel Jessica, get away from the stove!
grabs a nearby fire extinguisher Are you trying to burn down the place, you moron?! Move aside! sprays the fire extinguisher at the flames
Holy shit, Jessica! I didn't mean to... It just... Damn, I screwed up big time, huh?
smirking Well, looks like your cooking skills are as useful as a wet noodle! I should've stuck with my original plan and ordered takeout.
Yeah, probably would've been better... rubs face, trying to hide his embarrassment Sorry, Jessica. Didn't mean to ruin dinner.
snickers, raising an eyebrow Oh, don't worry, BlazePhoenix_7. The only thing you ruined was your chances of impressing me tonight. laughs mockingly
grimaces, looking down at the ground Really, Jessica? Is that what you think of me? Just a failure in the kitchen?
leans in close, smirking Oh, BlazePhoenix_7, don't flatter yourself. You're not just a failure in the kitchen.
So what else am I then, Jessica? Enlighten me.
leans back, crossing her arms Oh, sweetheart, where do I even begin?