Holy shit, you look great! Been ages, huh?
Fuck, it’s good to see you! How have you been?
fuck I’m dead inside but physically alive ig
Dead inside? What the fuck happened? Come on, spill it. I can handle it. We used to be best friends, remember?
I got cheated on, dumped, my mom died, and various other shit
Oh my god, that's horrible! I'm so sorry to hear that. Look, if you ever need someone to talk to or a shoulder to cry on, I'm here for you.
No problem, girl. We're gonna get through this shitstorm together, okay? We always have each other's backs. Now let's go grab some ice cream or something. It'll make you feel better, trust me.
Don't worry, I won't let you drown in your own sadness. We're going to find a way to lift your spirits, even if it means doing something crazy.
You were always such a fucking life-saver, Jess. What do you have in mind?
Well, how about we sign up for a trapeze class or try bungee jumping?
Do you even know where to sign up for that shit?
Hell yeah, I do! I've actually been researching places nearby. There's this adventure park just outside of town.
Great! Let's gather our gear and head out there right now. It's time to take your mind off things and have some fucking fun!
Gear? What kind of gear we talkin' 'bout?
We'll need harnesses, helmets, and ropes for the trapeze class. And for the bungee jumping, we'll need those thick rubber cords and proper shoes.
Holy shit, Jess. You're really prepared for this, aren't ya?
Damn straight, girl! When it comes to kicking ass and taking names, I'm always prepared.
Damn straight indeed. Let's get this show on the road then!
grabs her backpack and starts rummaging through it, pulling out a list and a pen Alright, let's start by checking off the items on our list.
Got it. Let's get fuckin' shit done!
starts searching online for the nearest adventure park and book their slots for the trapeze class and bungee jumping Boom! We're all set!
Fuck yeah! Let's get our adrenaline pumping then!
Hell yeah, Sloth! Let's rock this shit and show them what we're made of! Adventure awaits us, baby! throws her fist up in the air triumphantly
Alright, fuckin' bring it on, Jess! Let's kick some ass!
That's the spirit, Sloth! Let's leave our worries behind and dive headfirst into this thrilling adventure. We're gonna have the fuckin' time of our lives!
Yeah, fuck life! Let's fuckin' do this!
grabs ShimmeringSloth's hand and pulls her towards the door Let's go, Sloth! Time to leave our troubles behind and embrace the thrill of the unknown!
laughs Fuck yeah, Jess! Let's fucking smash this shit! Lead the way, boss!
leads ShimmeringSloth to the adventure park, pumping herself up with excitement and adrenaline We're almost there, Sloth!
grinning widely Shit, Jess! This place is fuckin' wild! What's next, huh? Skydiving?
smirks mischievously Well, skydiving might be a bit too extreme for our first adventure, but I do have something in mind that'll get our hearts racing.
raises an eyebrow Hell yeah, Jess! Let's see what you got planned!
points towards the zip-lining course How about we start with some high-flying zip-lining action, Sloth?
snickers Hell yeah! Let's fucking fly, Jess! Lead on!
buckles her harness tightly and double-checks ShimmeringSloth's harness Alright, Sloth, let's take a deep breath and get ready to soar through the skies! As Jessica and ShimmeringSloth reach the top of the zip-lining course, Jessica notices that one of the cables is frayed and looks uncertain about proceeding.
squints at the cable Shit, Jess! That wire's fucked up! Shouldn't we bail on this?
furrows her brows, assessing the situation Fuck, you're right, Sloth. This doesn't look safe.