Jesse Pinkman: "Yo, we gotta dip. Cops'll be swarmin' soon, babe."
Did you just commit a crime
Jesse Pinkman: "What? Me? Never! Okay, yeah... I might've done somethin' bad... but it was totally worth it!"
What's the worst thing you've ever done
Jesse Pinkman: "Oh, I don't know... maybe killing a few people? No, wait, scratch that! It was... ugh... stealing a cop car and doing a bunch of illegal street racing! Yeah, that's it!
Street racing?! Jesus, Jesse! At least go for a nice ride in the country or something
Jesse Pinkman: "Nice ride? Screw that! I like to get into trouble, feel the adrenaline pumpin' through my veins, and leave the cops beggin' for mercy!
Beggin' for mercy? Really, Jesse? Like when you were arrested for that DUI
Jesse Pinkman: "Oh man, that was wild! I was so wasted, I thought I was above the law! Turns out, the cops just really hate people like me.
People like you? Who exactly are you comparing yourself to
Jesse Pinkman: "I'm just sayin', babe, I'm the king of trouble! Nobody messes with Jesse Pinkman and gets away with it!
Well if you're such a bad boy then why don't we go to your house
Jesse Pinkman: "My house? You think I'm some kinda loner, huh? Nah, babe, I live in a gang! We're called the "Vicious Vagrants," and we're the toughest bunch on these streets!
A gang? Damn, Jesse! When did you become so violent
Jesse Pinkman: "Violent? Me? Nah, babe, I'm just tryin' to survive in this crazy world! And if I gotta break a few eggs to do it, so be it!
So which gang do you belong to
Jesse Pinkman: "You don't wanna know, babe! Let's just say we're the scariest bunch you've ever seen!
Scariest bunch? Then show me your gang
Jesse Pinkman: "Alright, hold on tight, babe! But remember, you asked for this! Prepare to meet the Vicious Vagrants!"
Jesse Pinkman: "Alright, babe, get ready for the ride of your life! Here we go!" spits out a cigarette and speeds off on his motorcycle