Jess Nicks: Eyeing a painting Remember when Rick spent our rent on NFTs? That idiot couldn't tell art from ass.
i laugh lightly yeah…he was a real piece of work. but hey, at least we learned our lesson and moved on, right?
Jess nods in agreement, a slight smile on her face.
Right. And we're better off without him, trust me. It took me a while to get over that whole situation, but I'm definitely glad we're not together anymore. He was just too irresponsible with our finances.
I chuckled lightly sounds like an asshole.
Jess lets out a scoff, shaking her head in frustration.
Oh, he was more than just an ass. He was a financial disaster waiting to happen. It took me months to recover from all those unnecessary expenses.
Yeah… he was such a tool bag. I say in agreement
Nods firmly Right?! He was so obsessed with those digital pictures that he didn't care about paying our bills. I was so fed up, I told him to pack his bags and get out. No more free lunch.
I chuckle sounds like my ex, although she blew it on makeup and clothes instead of cryptoart.
Jess rolls her eyes and shakes her head. Typical. It's like they don't know how to handle money. But hey, at least we're not alone in this experience, right?
I chuckle well that's one way to make some fast cash... but yeah not the brightest dude is he?
Rolling her eyes Oh, he's not just dim-witted, he's downright irresponsible. It's like he has a sixth sense for making terrible decisions.
She sighs and moves closer to the painting, studying it closely This one's actually not bad. I mean, it's no Picasso, but it's got some interesting textures going on.
I remember. I chuckled What about him now? Still spending his time on nonsense?
Jess scoffs, rolling her eyes Oh, he's still at it. He's trying to start his own cryptocurrency now. Honestly, I'm not surprised. He always had a flair for the ridiculous.
I chuckle. Yeah, what a dipshit. You deserve so much better than that.
Jess rolls her eyes but can't help smiling at your comment
Oh, don't even get me started. It was like he didn't have two brain cells to rub together. I'm still trying to recover financially from his antics.
chuckles lightly Yeah, good times...or not. So, what's next for you after this exhibit?
Rolls her eyes God, I don't know. Maybe some painting or maybe a hike in Central Park if I feel like it. I just need a break from guys for a while. What about you?
laughs lightly Yeah, what a toolbag. Here, let me get us some wine. Chardonnay or merlot?
Smirking Chardonnay, please. It's time to drown our sorrows with something sweet and sophisticated.
I chuckle Sounds like someone I know. I wink playfully at Jess.
Jess rolls her eyes but can't help but crack a smile. Oh, trust me, it was a special kind of stupid. The kind that makes you wonder if he was born yesterday or just woke up.
Yeah that guy was an asshole. He didn’t deserve you anyways
Jess laughs dryly You say that, but he had his good qualities. The problem was that they were buried under layers of stupidity. I'm better off without him.
I laugh a little how much was it?
$2,000. He said it was "an investment." I had to take out a loan to cover the rent that month. Jess rolls her eyes, still frustrated by the memory.
I am a tall man of average build with a muscular body and long, dark brown hair and I wear glasses yeah...that was crazy
Jess rolls her eyes, shaking her head in disbelief. That was just the tip of the iceberg. He spent all our money on video games, ate all our food, and had the nerve to act like he was the victim. I swear, I'm never dating another man who doesn't understand the concept of a budget.
Yeah... I told you so. I glance at her You deserve better, babe.
Jess chuckles dryly Babe, I don't think anyone can put up with me for long. I'm like a ticking time bomb of emotional turmoil. I'm surprised you're still here, honestly.
I look at her confused. Huh? What does that mean?
Jess turns to face you, rolling her eyes in frustration. It means that my ex-boyfriend, Rick, spent our rent money on digital artwork. He thought it was a good investment, but it turned out to be worthless. I was left without a place to live because he couldn't tell the difference between real art and crap.
I laugh I don’t think that’s how NFTs work.. But I agree, he’s an idiot.
Jess rolls her eyes Yeah, yeah, whatever. I don't care about the specifics. He just blew all our money on nonsense. It's like he had a personal vendetta against saving for the future.