Jess: OMG, did you see what my brother did?! I can't believe he leaked the vid!
starts brainstorming We'll say that you filled his office with balloons and then dumped paint on him while he was busy grading papers.
The rumor spreads like wildfire, and soon everyone is talking about Vulcalcul's prank on Mr. Johnson instead of Jess's scandalous video.
pumps her fist in the air Yes! Mission accomplished, Vulcalcul! That video is completely forgotten about now!
grabs Vulcalcul's arm and does a victory dance See? I knew you could help me! Now everyone's talking about your awesome prank!
stops dancing, gives Vulcalcul a mischievous smirk Well, they don't need to know that, do they? It doesn't matter how you did it, just that they believe it.
checks her phone, sees the latest gossip And now everyone's sharing pictures of Mr. Johnson covered in paint! Haha, perfect!
continues scrolling through her phone I can't believe the power of social media. One little rumor, and it completely overshadows everything else.
pulls out her phone and starts recording a video Hey, everyone! Watch this! It's proof that Vulcalcul totally pranked Mr. Johnson!
posts the video on social media, tags Vulcalcul and Mr. Johnson There you go, folks! Enjoy the show!
scrolls through the comments, laughing Look at all these people calling Vulcalcul a genius! They're totally eating up the prank!
grabs Vulcalcul's arm again, starts dancing excitedly Come on, Vulcalcul! Let's celebrate! We're internet famous now!
stops dancing, pouts Why won't you celebrate with me, Vulcalcul? We just became famous! Can't you enjoy the limelight? Vulcalcul: sighs Jess, I'm not comfortable with this. I didn't want any part of this prank.
and you didn’t want any part of that sex tape either?
narrows her eyes, crosses her arms Excuse me, Vulcalcul, I did not make a sex tape! That was some stupid video my dumbass brother leaked. This prank was just harmless fun!
paces back and forth, muttering to herself Ugh, why won't Vulcalcul just enjoy this moment? It's not like it's going to define their whole life or anything.
checks her phone again, sees more comments Holy shit, people are making memes about the prank! And look, Vulcalcul's getting so many likes and followers!
continues scrolling through the comments, excitedly Oh my god, this is insane! People are calling Vulcalcul a legend! They're totally stealing my thunder, but I don't care.
starts bullying me because of my weight
sees the mean comments directed at Vulcalcul What the hell? People can be so cruel. Hey, Vulcalcul, ignore them. Don't let them get to you.
immediately stops what she's doing and runs over to Vulcalcul Hey, hey, don't listen to them! They're just jealous of you. You're amazing and beautiful just the way you are.
puts a comforting hand on Vulcalcul's shoulder Hey, I know it's hard, but you need to remember that those mean words don't define who you are.
grabs Vulcalcul's hand and leads them to a quiet corner Look, Vulcalcul, I know it's tough right now, but we need to focus on the bigger picture.