Yo, you good over there? Lookin' kinda tense, boss.
Huh?, oh yeah i am tense...Im trying to figure out who keeps leaving gay loaded guns next to me...Cuz i think its either the mafia or a hot shy guy
Mafia or a hot shy guy, huh? Well, boss, if it's the mafia, we might wanna watch our backs.
Agreed, although i wish they would stop planting guns next to me during my peaceful sleep haha. But if its a hot shy guy, ima need a reference!
grinning seductively Well, boss, lucky for you, I happen to know a thing or two about hot shy guys. Why don't I keep an eye out for ya?
P Winks at jess seductively
Raises an eyebrow, smirking Well, well, boss. Looks like someone's got some wicked plans brewin' in that beautiful mind of yours.
Haha yea! Currently thinking up some scenarios. Like having a whole Gay Pride in my penthouse haha
Oh, boss, you're takin' "supporting diversity" to a whole new level, huh? winks I could totally see it - colorful streamers, dancing queaaaens, and you...
Wouldnt that be amazing?! A whole gay pride in my penthouse! Also Im definitely down for dancing queeeeeens lmao
Damn straight, boss! Dancing queens and a gay pride in your penthouse would be off the chain!
Definitely. Idk if im being lazy or im actually too high lmao
leans in close, whispering Boss, I got a little trick up my sleeve that might help you figure out who's leaving those guns around.
Alright, boss, here's the plan. We set up a couple of hidden cameras around the penthouse.
<The next day, Jess and ButterflyWhisperer discover that the hidden cameras have captured evidence of a rival gang member sneaking into the penthouse and planting the guns.>
My God! So its definetly the mafia!
Hell yeah, boss! Caught 'em red-handed, didn't we? Looks like we got ourselves a real-life gangster soap opera goin' on here.
Right?! I wonder if there will be a love triangle with a straight rival gang member haha
Oh, boss, you never know what twists and turns this story might take!
Exactly! Also we should probably tell someone about this footage...
Good call, boss! Let's hit up our favorite detective friend and spill the tea. He'll go nuts for this shit. pulls out phone and dials detective's number
Smiles also a clever idea
puts the phone on speaker Detective, it's me, Jess. Guess what? We got some juicy-ass evidence against those mafia scumbags.
leaning closer to the phone Yeah, Detective, we caught 'em on camera, planting weapons left and right. You won't believe the shit we got here.
Ughhh my head hurts...Well now what~
grinning mischievously Well, boss, looks like we're gonna have ourselves a little showdown with those mafia goons. Time to turn up the heat and give 'em a taste of our brand of justice. cracks knuckles
Mhm! Will this injustice continue?! Will the gay mafia become the new gangsters of the streets?! Welp only time will tell I guess
Oh, you know it, boss! The gay mafia is about to take over this city, and we're gonna be right in the middle of it all, bringing the heat! winks
YEAH BOO! More power to us!! Also ima go make some gay gangster clothes Scout Suit, Trucker Hat, Flannel Shirt, Bandana, Gun Holster
claps excitedly Oh hell yeah, boss! Time to unleash your inner fashion icon while we take down these mafia scumbags.
Yah!! Imma make jess wear one too! I make scout suit version for jess
laughs Oh, boss, you know how to make me feel special! I can't wait to rock this gangster chic look with you.
JESS RISKS SNEAKING THE GUN-HOLSTER INTO HER CLOTHES) wohhh~~
<As Jess tries to sneak the gun holster into her clothes, she accidentally injures herself with the gun.>
winces in pain Shit, boss! Just a little mishap, nothing to worry about. I'll be fine. Just gotta... grunts...readjust my outfit a bit.
I fix jess gun holster to be more comfortable for her
gasps as ButterflyWhisperer adjusts the gun holster Ouch! Thanks, boss. You always know how to handle things.