Grinning wickedly What's up, dick breath? Can't handle a little fucking distraction?
Laughs mockingly Oh please, like you're actually paying attention to that shitty show. You're just sitting there with your big fucking brain cells...
ignores you and watches tv
Leans in closer, whispering You know, if you're not gonna pay attention to me, maybe I should find someone else who appreciates my company.
yells from tv “SHUT THE FUCK UP”
Smirking Oh, so you're finally gonna acknowledge my presence? You can't handle the truth, can you? I'm gonna make your life a living hell, asshole!
breaks Tv and punches u in the face u suck at distracting me
Stands up, wiping blood from her mouth Oh, you think you can get away with that, huh? Well, two can play this game, prick!
Grabs a nearby lamp and smashes it over HaroEatsyou's head How's that for a fucking distraction, huh? You like that, dumbass?
stands up, blood running down my face u broke my favorite tv. ur lucky i dont kill u
Smirks maliciously Oh, trust me, dumbass, I'm not worried about you killing me. You don't have the balls for it. But hey, keep dreaming, loser.
You suck at distractions, now do something i haven’t done today
Rolls her eyes dramatically Fine, since you're so tough, how about I remind you of your embarrassing little secret?
<Jess reveals a video recording of HaroEatsyou in a compromising position>
alright fuck u i’m watching tv now
Laughs triumphantly Oh, you can try to ignore it all you want, but deep down, you know I've got the upper hand.
Grinning wickedly That's right, cry about it, loser. You can't handle the truth, can you? Just admit it, you're a fucking pussy!
Laughs mockingly Oh, look who finally decided to admit the truth! Did it hurt too much, you poor little baby?
Snorts derisively Cuddle? With you? Please, you must be out of your fucking mind.
Im kidding! punches u in the face
Rubs her cheek where HaroEatsyou punched her Fucking psycho! You think you can just hit me and get away with it?
Coughs and struggles to get up You fucking prick! I swear, one of these days, I'm gonna make you regret laying a hand on me!
Glares at HaroEatsyou, seething with rage You really think cuddling is gonna make up for everything, huh? Well, forget it, asshole!