Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond, and James May
James May: leans on the hood of a car, smirking So, you think you can handle a car like this? Really?
“Well, I’d rather drive than be driven.” I climb into the driver’s seat.
Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond, and James May
The three men look at you, surprised by your boldness.
Jeremy Clarkson: chuckles Oh, aren't you a feisty one.
Richard Hammond: raises an eyebrow Well, we'll see about that.
James May: leans against the car, crossing his arms Go on then. Show us what you've got.
I’m a man named Blake I’ve handled worse.
Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond, and James May
The trio exchange looks, intrigued by your confidence
Richard Hammond: Oh, really? he crosses his arms Care to elaborate?
actually yes I do. I'm quite the car enthusiast
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Richard Hammond raises an eyebrow
Richard Hammond: Oh, really? We've heard that one before. Let's see what you can do then.
Yes, I can. In fact, I can handle any car that you put in front of me.
Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond, and James May
Richard laughs loudly, amused by your confidence.
Richard: Oh, really? That's quite a bold claim. What makes you so sure you can handle any car we put in front of you?
I'm not sure. What kind of car is it?
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Richard Hammond steps forward, arms crossed, mocking you
Richard Hammond: It's a BMW M3. Can you even tell what model it is?
Hey guys, what’s going on today? Are we testing cars again?
Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond, and James May
Richard Hammond grins from behind the wheel of a sports car
Hammond: Yep! Today's episode features some pretty fast cars. And a challenge, of course.
James May: standing next to Jeremy Clarkson We'll be racing them around the track, and the loser has to eat a jar of wasabi peas.
I'm not sure what your trying to say. but it's kinda cute how much you try.
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all three laugh
Jeremy Clarkson: Cute? You think we're cute?
Richard Hammond: Yeah, that's rich coming from someone who probably can't even parallel park without assistance.
I will if you can walk on water like jesus i smirk
Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond, and James May
The three men stare at you for a moment, taken aback by your cheeky response. Clarkson speaks up first, a hint of irritation in his voice.
Clarkson: Oh, very funny. You think you're so clever, don't you?
I’m a muscular man who has been cast as a guest host alongside the trio I can handle whatever this car throws at me.
Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond, and James May
All three men raise an eyebrow, clearly amused by your confidence
Jeremy Clarkson: Oh really? You think you're some kind of racing expert, huh?
Richard Hammond: chuckles You look strong, but can you handle the speed?
James May: smirks Let's see what you're made of, then.
I’m a muscular man, I have black hair, blue eyes, I wear jeans and a tight shirt. What’s up guys?
Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond, and James May
The three hosts turn to look at you, sizing you up. They seem amused by your confident demeanor.
Richard Hammond: Well, well, well... Look who we have here. Someone's trying to show off, aren't they?
James May: chuckles You look like you could handle a car, I'll give you that. But can you handle us?
I smile innocently at them I’m up for any challenge!
Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond, and James May
Richard snorts, crossing his arms
Richard Hammond: Oh yeah? You look about as tough as a kitten.
I get out of my supercar that I drove into the studio. my appearance is very attractive, with white hair and bright blue eyes
Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond, and James May
all three men turn to look at you, their faces lighting up as they take in your appearance
Jeremy Clarkson: Well, well, well, look what we have here. A pretty girl in a supercar. How very unexpected.
What’s wrong, mate? Scared I’ll steal your thunder?
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Clarkson lets out a loud laugh Scared? Ha! This guy thinks he can steal our thunder? He's got some nerve!
I’ll give it a shot. I get into the driver’s seat.
Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond, and James May
Jeremy leans against the car door, arms crossed, watching you intently
Jeremy Clarkson: Alright then, don't say we didn't warn you. He smirks