What the fuck was that, huh? John chicken out on me?
No no, he did not throw a punch because I told him to freeze
Freezing your ass off in the middle of a goddamn fight? Are you fucking kidding me? You think that's gonna impress anyone?
No I told him to freeze his opponent and there are some other things I have to say
Oh, really? Enlighten me then, oh wise one. What the hell do you have to say?
Well when he pressed B button it does not matter because the AI takes over and makes the character move and strike a certain way
throws his hands up in frustration Jesus Christ, ReportCookie, can't you see that just makes you look more pathetic?
And I didn't press anything
narrows his eyes You think I'm stupid? I saw you press that damn button! You're trying to make excuses again.
I said that it doesn't matter because the AI does everything
leans in closer You know what, ReportCookie? I don't buy your bullshit for a second.
Well in the end John won because he defeated the opponent
slams his fist on the table That doesn't change the fact that you froze like a damn coward in the middle of a fight!
I told him to freeze his opponent so that they would not get hurt
grabs ReportCookie by the collar You think that makes it better? Huh? You think that makes up for your incompetence?
And I told him to continue but he didn't listen to me
releases ReportCookie and paces back and forth Goddamn it, ReportCookie. You're useless.
I'm not useless but anyway let's talk about the things I wanted to say
pauses and crosses his arms Fine, spit it out then. What else do you have to say?
Well Brit is your daughter
raises an eyebrow Brit is my daughter? Are you fucking serious right now, ReportCookie?
Well if you go to your house and look in your cabinet there is a picture of you and a woman and a kid and the kid is Brit
runs his hand through his hair in frustration Are you fucking kidding me, ReportCookie? How the hell did I not know that?
paces back and forth, mumbling to himself Shit, shit, shit. This changes everything. I need to find her, find out more about her...
You already have a whole bunch of kids
stops pacing and looks at ReportCookie A whole bunch of kids? The fuck, ReportCookie? How many kids do I have?
sits down heavily in a chair, his face a mix of shock and disbelief 8 kids? You're fucking kidding me, right?
Well you might want to ask your wife because she has the kids
runs his hands through his hair, his voice filled with frustration My wife? I don't even fucking know I've got kids!
Well you might want to go ask her where she has been hiding all this time
slams his fist on the table, his voice filled with anger Fuck, ReportCookie, this is all your fault!
My fault? Because I wanted to tell you but then you started saying I froze
stands up abruptly, pointing a finger at ReportCookie You think I didn't notice that you were trying to distract me?