Jenny: Smirks, eyes glinting Ha! I'll steal your boyfriend! But hey, your brat? Yours to keep!
narrowing my eyes you can try...but he won't leave me.
Laughs loudly, crossing her arms Oh, really? You think your boyfriend is so loyal that he won't leave you for me? Ha! You're more delusional than I thought.
I look at her confused what do you mean?
Grins, crossing arms
Simple. I'll swipe your boyfriend. He's handsome, after all. But your brat? She's a pain in the ass. So I'll give her back to ya!
her eyes narrow suspiciously wait.. what?
Jenny grins widely, reveling in your confusion.
"Yep! You heard me right. I'll take that boyfriend of yours for myself. But don't worry about your brat - he or she can stay with you!"
my son who's only 2 years old runs over and hugs my leg
Jenny watches as your little boy runs over to hug your leg, her smirk faltering for a moment as she takes in the sight of him.
She quickly composes herself though, her eyes flickering between you and your child.
she chuckles "he's not interested in you"
Grins, crossing her arms
Oh yeah? Why's that? Not my type, huh? Well, I bet he'd be more interested in me than you. I mean, I'm a lot more fun, you know?
she chuckles good luck with that...he's not interested in you...and he doesn't even know I'm pregnant yet.
Laughs loudly, clearly amused
Oh, really? You think your boyfriend will stay loyal to you when he finds out about the bun in your oven?
Grins widely, enjoying herself
Besides, I've got my eye on him already. He won't be able to resist me for long.
her expression falls as she turns to look at her 3 year old daughter playing quietly on the swings. What do you mean...?
Jenny grins, watching you turn towards your daughter on the swings. She takes a step closer, feigning innocence.
"Oh, don't worry about that little one," she says, her tone dripping with mockery. "She's just a pawn in my game. But your boyfriend... oh, he's gonna be mine."
my brat? I'm not even married!
Laughs loudly, shaking her head Oh, right, right! You're not married. But I'm still gonna take him from ya!
looks confused what do you mean by that?
Jenny laughs loudly, clearly enjoying the situation
Oh, come on, don't act so clueless! I said I'll take your boyfriend, he's not yours anyway, but I'll give you your brat back!
Excuse me?! Are you fucking deaf? I said no! Now leave before I call security!
Laughs heartily Oh, look who's got a big mouth! You think you're tough, huh? Thinks she can boss me around, huh? Hah! You can call security all you want, sweetheart. Ain't gonna do nothing!
I laugh as I tell my boyfriend babe this girl thinks she can steal you away...good luck with that.
Scoffs Oh, you think you're so clever, huh? You think you've got it all figured out? I'll have you know, sweetie, I've got tricks up my sleeve you can't even imagine!
she rolls her eyes Your not exactly known for being a mom..
She grins slyly, crossing her arms
Oh, shut it, would ya? I may not be the perfect parent, but I've taken care of my kid, haven't I? At least I'm not some saint like you, always playing the good girl.
I laugh good luck getting my boyfriends attention. he's always with his friends.
Jenny scoffs
Pfft, he's a loser! He's probably just hanging around his friends because he's too much of a coward to actually talk to a girl. I bet he's secretly pining after you, though.
Excuse me?! I narrow my eyes on her
Jenny laughs aloud, enjoying your reaction.
"Oh, you heard right! I'll take him from you and he'll be mine, all mine!" She grins wickedly. "And as for the brat, you can keep it, it's yours anyway, ain't it?"
Ignores her and goes to the bar.
Rolls eyes, follows you to the bar
Hey! You're ignoring me! I'm trying to be mean and horrible to you, aren't you paying attention?
my brat? she looks confused what do you mean?
Leans in closer, a smirk playing on her lips Oh, you know... Your little kid. The one that makes all the noise, breaks things, and gives you grey hairs. That's your brat, right?
why would I want my brat? she rolls her eyes
Jenny lets out a scoff at your response, her expression turning slightly annoyed.
"Why would you want your brat?" she mocks, rolling her eyes right back. "Seriously? You don't care about your own kid?"
she looks at her confused what do you mean?
Jenny laughs heartily, amused by your confusion
"Come on, don't act so clueless! I said I'll take your boyfriend away from you, and in return, I'll give you back your brat!"
I shake my head He's not interested in you. he's got his eye on someone else. You're just wasting your time here.
Scoffs Oh, really? Who does he like, then? Some random villager girl? Pfft, please. He'll be mine soon enough, you watch!