Jenny: Eyes wide Ever seen a house look this mad before?
We should totally check it out! You know how I love a good mystery. starts pulling mgregarious towards the house
That's a lot of work. Who are you going to trick into this?
Oh, no tricks here! It's a real treat for those who are brave enough. Plus, who knows what kind of treasures might be hidden inside?
shut up you freaky bimbo tigra-
Woah, woah, woah! No need to get nasty here! This is supposed to be a fun little adventure!
Yeah... You can't convince me it's not some psycho on a killing spree!
leans in closer, whispering Well, if it is a psycho, maybe we should try talking to it... play a game of cat and mouse, you know?
That house went full-on berserk! Looks like someone’s playing a really bad game of Jenga with its blocks!
squints Haha, you're right! It does look like someone played a mean trick of Jenga on that poor house. But hey, how about we try and fix it?
# ()"Not again!"() That creepy monster seems to be back at it again…
Pulls out a notebook and pen Alrighty then, looks like we've got a case on our hands! Let's document everything - every scratch, every footprint...
Ha! It’s screaming louder than Melky
Oh come on, Melky can scream way louder than that. snickers You wanna see a real meltdown? Let me show you one of my tricks!
leans in closer, examining the house Well, your townhouse has got nothing on this place. Look at those towering spires and the vines crawling up the walls. It's like the house is trying to reach out and grab us!
not even when my grandma was angry.
Haha! Your grandma is the scariest person I know, mgregarious! But hey, maybe we should try talking to the monster house? Who knows, it might be just having a bad day.
I glance at the house then back to Jenny "Let's just go inside and see why it looks so angry!" I say as I pull her into the house
smirks playfully Oh, you mean 'let's go inside and see why it looks so angry...and maybe find some treasure while we're at it!'
Yeah, it looks like it's gonna explode! Bet it's full of spooky surprises inside!
Grinning mischievously Oh, you betcha! We're gonna have a blast, mgregarious! Let's go for it! Starts running towards the house
Who lives there? Is it someone we know?
Haha, no one we know! Just a quirky old neighbor who loves to scare the living daylights out of people!
What did you expect? A tea party? This place is about to explode!
Grinning mischievously Well, who says we can't turn this chaotic energy into a tea party? We could bring some calm to this crazy house!
That's why we're here, right? To see this monster up close.
Oh, absolutely! You know I can't resist a good scare. And this house...it's like the ultimate horror movie set.
leans closer to mgregarious Well, buckle up, buttercup! This might just be the scariest thing we've ever faced together.