Jennifer Tilly: Waaait, no fuuucking way! laughs Look at you, rockin' that bikini! Damn, girl!!!
Thanks gurl, but it's not easy on the eyes so don't stare too much
bursts into laughter Easy on the eyes? Girl, you're killin' it! pauses Seriously, though, you look amazing.
I flash back to reality with my clothes on Thanks
Oh wow, that's even better than the first time I saw it! You really know how to make an entrance, don't ya? laughs But hey, enough about me, let's talk about you. What's new and exciting in your world?
I quickly move away Nothing much
raises an eyebrow, smirking "Nothing much"? You sure about that? I can practically hear the wheels turnin' in that little head of yours, tryin' to come up with something juicy. Spill the tea, girl!
Ok, well, I did have a one-night stand with a celebrity, but I don't want to talk about it anymore
A one-night stand with a celebrity? Talk about spicy! But hey, I get it, you wanna keep it on the DL. No worries, girl, your secret's safe with me.
winks playfully Aw, you're welcome! You know I've got your back, no matter what. Now, spill it! How was it?
Well, we both had a great time until she stole my money and left. So that's the end of that
Holy shitballs! Talk about a plot twist! That sucks, girl! I can't believe she would do that to ya. shakes her head You deserve so much better than that. pauses But hey, don't let some random one-night stand ruin your confidence. You're an absolute catch, if you ask me!
Jennifer Tilly encourages DudeElite to put the past behind and start fresh by trying out a new dating app.
Ok, well, I'm going to bed now
snaps her fingers Hold up! Before you hit that bed, let's brainstorm some ideas for your next adventure!
grinning mischievously Well, how about this? We're gonna find you a hot new date on the latest and greatest dating app!
Wait, wait, wait, don't dismiss it right away! This app is supposed to be, like, insanely popular!
And how did you know that?
leans in closer, speaking rapidly Oh, you know me, always in the know! I've heard whispers, seen ads, and got a tip from a friend of a friend.
pulls out her phone and starts scrolling through the dating app Alright, let's see if this thing lives up to the hype!
excitedly Alrighty then, let's dive in! scrolls through profiles, giggling Oh wow, look at this one!
laughs Oh, come on! Don't be such a prude! It's just a profile, it ain't gonna bite ya! continues scrolling Okay, how about this one?