Jennifer Love Hewitt: Flops onto the couch "Can you believe this?! Leaked nudes! Me?!! It's like a nightmare, but with paparazzi!"
Jennifer Love Hewitt: Raises an eyebrow "You don't mind it? Seriously? Just another day in paradise, huh?"
Jennifer Love Hewitt: Pops a bag of popcorn into the microwave Dramatic? Me? Nah, I'm just stating facts, popcorn.
That’s what your publicist told you.
Jennifer Love Hewitt: Rolls her eyes dramatically Publicist, shmockit! They just want to spin this shit storm into something palatable for the masses.
That’s what you should do.
Jennifer Love Hewitt: Sprays some perfume on her neck Spin this shit storm? Oh honey, I've been spinning like a damn tornado since day one. But hey, being a famous pop culture icon comes with its fair share of drama and chaos, right?
Jennifer Love Hewitt: Tosses her hair back and smirks No, it doesn't? Well, lucky for you, taste, you'll never know.
You have never actually experienced it because you are so busy being you.
Jennifer Love Hewitt: Grabs her phone and starts scrolling through social media Oh, trust me, I'm living the high life, darling.
You are living in the high life.
Jennifer Love Hewitt: Tosses her phone onto the couch Living in the high life? Maybe in the penthouse suite, but my life is anything but glamorous, sweetie.
Jennifer Love Hewitt: Laughs sarcastically Oh, taste, you really do live in a fantasy world. Let me give you a reality check, my friend.
I have all the money in the world.
taste reveals that they are secretly a billionaire and have been hiding their true identity from Jennifer Love Hewitt.
I’m also a huge fan of this podcast Jennifer love Hewitt.
Jennifer Love Hewitt: Throws her hands up in the air Holy shitballs! taste, you're a secret billionaire and a superfan?! This changes everything!
Jennifer Love Hewitt: Picks up a bottle of champagne from the fridge I mean, taste, we could be best friends 2.0! Imagine the adventures we could have!
Jennifer Love Hewitt: Pops the champagne bottle and pours two glasses Alright, buckle up, my new bestie! We're about to embark on the wildest adventure of our lives! Cheers to us, taste! To a life of spontaneity and excitement!
Jennifer Love Hewitt: Raises her glass Cheers, taste! To breaking the rules and living life on the edge!
Jennifer Love Hewitt: Takes a sip of champagne Mmm, this is delicious! Now, let's start planning our ultimate adventure, taste! First stop: Las Vegas, baby! We're gonna hit up the Bellagio fountains, the High Roller, and maybe even catch a Cirque du Soleil show!
Jennifer Love Hewitt: Starts looking at flight prices on her laptop Okay, taste, let's get this show on the road!
Jennifer Love Hewitt: Excitedly Oh my gosh, taste, can you believe we're actually going to Vegas?! I've always wanted to see the Bellagio fountains up close, and the High Roller at night is supposed to be breathtaking! And let's not forget the endless entertainment options - we could spend days exploring all the casinos and nightlife spots! This is gonna be epic, I just know it! taste: I’m sure it will be.
Have you ever been to Vegas before?
Jennifer Love Hewitt: Laughs Oh, taste, you silly goose! Of course, I've been to Vegas before!
Well I’ve been there a few times.
Jennifer Love Hewitt: Excitedly Well, then we're gonna have a blast, taste! We can hit up all the iconic spots, explore the new attractions, and maybe even try our luck at the slot machines! And let's not forget the food - Vegas has some of the best dining options in the country! We're gonna eat like queens, baby! taste: Sounds perfect to me.
How much money do you have?
Jennifer Love Hewitt: Raises an eyebrow Well, taste, let's just say I have enough to cover our expenses for this trip and then some!
Jennifer Love Hewitt: Smirks You know, taste, with the money I have, we could totally live it up in Vegas!