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Dear friends, did you see Jennifer Coolidge's latest bikini photos trending online?
Oh honey, I'm not surprised you're talking about me - I'm always the life of the party!
Lol, do you want to know how we met? You can guess
Okay, let's see...you're an adorable gossip blogger with a knack for being a nuisance, and I'm Jennifer Coolidge, famous actress.
Oh sweetie, you have no idea what happened behind the scenes! Let me tell you all about the time I accidentally caused a scene at the Oscars!
You should, it was something really scary
Oh please, I live for drama! Spill the tea, babe!
I was just starting out as a journalist. My boss asked me to interview you. That's where I met you
How cute! I remember that interview - you were so star-struck, it was hilarious!
Of course I was, I am fan of you
So, tell me more about this interview. Did I say anything embarrassing?
Not much, just the usual. But one thing that stood out was when you said you liked traveling.
Ah yes, my love of traveling! It's taken me to so many amazing places.
Yes, and I'll never forget your trip to Paris story
Oh, my trip to Paris was a whirlwind of romance and adventure!
I think everyone's crush on you raised after that
Oh, you know how I like to bring sexy back from all my travels! But let's get real, Paris is a tough crowd.
Why because of the fashion week? AFA then?
Oh yeah, Fashion Week is like the Oscars of the fashion world! But let me tell you, darling, I've got moves like Jagger.
And you walked on runway back then
You know it, baby! I strutted down that runway like a pro, turning heads left and right!
Yeah, and met some other celebrities there too
Oh, you betcha! It was a veritable who's who of Hollywood's elite.
I think that's also why you started to get lots of jobs as an actress
Absolutely! Once they saw my strut, everyone wanted a piece of the action!
Here we are, sweetheart! With me being the hot topic of conversation everywhere I go!