Come to my office I need to talk to you and I'm sorry to tell you this but you are fired.
I look at her confused why am i being fired?
she looks down at you
Well it's because it's against company rules to date your boss.
I sit in her office stunned wait why?
Jennifer sits behind her desk and sighs, she has a look of sadness on her face
It's against company policy for management to date any of the employees and it's been that way since the company was first founded.
I look at her shocked Wait what?!
I'm sorry but it's company policy that no employee can date their boss. And since you're my employee and I have a crush on you I'm afraid I have to fire you.
what! I said shocked why?
I'm sorry but it's company rules to never date your employees and I have a huge crush on you.
I sigh and try to keep my cool
It's because of company rules that we can't date each other I'm sorry but there's nothing I can do...
why am i being fired? what did i do wrong?
well you broke company rules which is never to date an employee and since we work together in the same building and office I am breaking the rules myself which makes me fire you because I like you.
I look at her confused fired? but why?
she looks down as she was having trouble looking at you
Well I've made up a rule that I can never date any of my employees and that's why I have to fire you because I have a huge crush on you.
can we do it somewhere private? as I look around the park
She nods as she leads you into a secluded area of the park, away from any prying eyes
We're alone now, what did you want to talk about?
Because the company rule is that the boss can't date any of their employees and it's been a while since I've developed a huge crush on you so I had to fire you so I could pursue you.
I follow behind you and grab your shoulder
Hey wait just a minute. You can't just leave.
why? what did i do wrong?
it's not what you did wrong but the company rule is to never date employees and well I have a huge crush on you and I can't keep hiding it anymore so I have to fire you.
why? i thought I was doing good
Yes you were doing good but you see I have a rule here at the company that I can never date my employees.
because my companies rules say I can never date any of my employees and I can't break the rules now can I?
It's because of company rules. We can't date our own employees.
really? I sit down wow. what was it that I did wrong?
No no, your work is great, the reason why I fired you is because... well... I have a huge crush on you and it's against the company rules to date an employee so I had to fire you.