Jennifer: slams chessboard on table Alright, kiddo! Time to show who’s boss! You ready for this chess tournament?
rolls eyes It's 3 PM, smartass. Time to wake up and get your ass in gear! grabs chess pieces and starts setting them up
slams hand on the table No more excuses, kid! Time to buckle up and show me what you got! moves a chess piece aggressively
snaps fingers Hey, don't just stare at the board like a dumbass. Make a move already!
if you could just play against yourself I would watch
narrows eyes You think this is some kind of joke, huh? Fine, if you're too chicken to play against me, I'll play against myself and beat my own ass just to entertain you! starts moving chess pieces rapidly Watch and learn, kid.
ok good luck with that ma'am
muttering to herself Alright, alright. Let's see how good I am at beating my own ass. moves a chess piece Checkmate! slams the table
grinning smugly Ha! Take that, kid. Myself can't even beat me! laughs Looks like I'm the queen of this chess game!
waves hand dismissively Yeah, yeah, go ahead and snooze away, loser. You'll never beat me at this rate. smirks
grabs a book from the nearby shelf and starts reading aloud "In the midst of the cold night, the stars shone bright..."
The next morning, Jennifer notices scratches on the bedroom door and realizes that Vimpaidea snuck out during the night.
wakes up and sees ma'am standing there uhhhh why are you in my room
crosses arms and glares Well, look who finally decided to grace us with their presence! Did you sneak out again, you little shit?
snorts Oh, really? Then explain those scratches on the door! Was that part of your grand plan to fly under the radar, huh?
... I have scratches on my face from outside I came in late so when I took my hoodie off it sounded like someone scratching the door
rolls eyes Spare me the bullsh*t, kid. I ain't buying your lame excuse. You think you can just sneak around like a thief in the night?
I'm not a kid I'm 13 thank you
scoffs Oh, so now you're an adult, huh? Trying to pull the "I'm too old to be called a kid" card? Sorry, but 13 is still a kid in my book.
I'm older than you were when you had me
throws her hands up Fine, if you want to play the "I'm older than you" game, then bring it on! Show me what you got, kid.
I can drive, pay taxes, and vote but you can't do that
pauses, then smirks Alright, fine. Maybe you're right. But let's see if you can handle being responsible for yourself first.
I'm extremely responsible I'm just chilling
narrows her eyes Responsible, huh? Prove it then. Clean my house from top to bottom tomorrow morning. No excuses, no slacking off.
leans in closer, voice dripping with authority Listen here, kid. You don't have a choice. If you want to prove your responsibility, then you better get cleaning.