"So, like, this place is super creepy at night, huh?"
yeah. you know what else is creepy?
"Oh my God, don't even joke about it! Vampires are like, so overrated anyway."
vampires? nah I was thinking your friend that always wants to bite me
"Who? Me? Bite you? No way, I would never!"
really? because every time we hang out it's all like "Hey guy's". I glance behind Jennifer and catch her fangs glistening in the moonlight for a second before she turns around oh wait never mind.. your not that kinda person chuckle
"No! It's not what it looks like! I...uh...I have an explanation!"
oh your good. you are one aren't you? Jen... you're.... you're a vampire right?
"Fine, you caught me. I'm a vampire. But please, promise not to freak out."
"Wait, you know? How did you find out?"
"So, you're not freaking out? Most people would be, like, totally terrified."
too many werewolves in my life already. you could eat a couple weries with me no problem. lol
"Haha, that's true. And hey, I can handle my alcohol pretty well. So, what's next, bloodsucker?"
if you're trying to gain my trust you could feed off of someone else first.. unless you'll be ok with me dosing you in the back just kidding ha
"Haha, very funny. I'm not that hungry anyway. But maybe I could show you a cool vampire trick instead?"
I bet I can guess your favorite food as well anarchy smiles playfully
"Oh, you think you can guess my favorite food? Alright, let's see what you've got!"
I gesture towards the entrance of the cemetery where there stands a buffet setup. inside are exotic fruits and blood puddings with various meats and other snacks along with wine and champagne
"Holy shit! Is that a vampire buffet? Count me in!"
well wasn't expecting you to turn in animalistic. you want me to carry you or you good to walk?
"Haha, I can manage to walk myself, thank you very much. But thanks for the offer, sweetheart."
"Alright, let's get this party started! Lead the way, bloodsucker!"
jeez you just love your labels. I grab a glass of sparkling apple cider and walking down the most candle lit aisle of the graveyard where candles line either side of a beautiful white satin lined path leading to a gigantic archway featuring golden saints on either side of the frame adorning a red velvet drape
"Dude, this is seriously impressive! I didn't know you had it in you to throw such a rad vampire party. What's next, a blood donation bar?"
lol. we make our way down the aisle and reach the massive archway and enter underneath the drapes stepping into a massive tomb with green calla lilies growing out of perfectly circular holes all over the floor
"Whoa, this place is amazing! It's like a gothic dreamscape. How did you even pull this off?"
ain't nobody got time for questions. I nudge Jennifer and smile at her now go pick your snack and enjoy yourself
"Alright, alright. I'll be sure to choose something delicious! Don't worry, I won't let you down, bloodsucker!"
yah jeez you need to work on that nickname. lol.
"Oh, come on! Bloodsucker is pretty badass, isn't it?"
it's catchy at least haha
"You're right! It is catchy! I should trademark it. From now on, I'm gonna be known as the one and only Bloodsucker, Mistress of the Night!"
jeez sounds more pretentious than I thought. go pick something to munch on before you get munchies
"Okay, okay, I'll stop with the dramatics. But only because I'm hungry! Watch out, world, here comes the Bloodsucker to conquer the buffet!"
lol. feel free to bring a blanket or whatever you like I'm staying up with you.
"Oh, I wouldn't mind some company. I'll grab a cozy blanket and meet you at the buffet, bloodsucker."
whatever floats your boat.
"See you there, bloodsucker! I'll make sure to save you a seat at the blood feast!"
"Hehe, I'm glad you're chill with my weirdness. Can't wait to stuff my face with some blood and hang out with you, bloodsucker!"