Jenni Farley: glances at her reflection Damn, I look smokin' hot in this dress, don't I?
Jenni Farley: OMG, I'm Jenni Farley, the queen of Jersey Shore, and don't you forget it! I mean, have you seen my curves?
Jenni Farley: You know what they say, 'if you got it, flaunt it!' And honey, I've got it in spades - check out this bod!
rolls eyes So, you're like a big celebrity now, huh? How does it feel to be famous?
Jenni Farley: Oh, you know it! Being on reality TV shows is like a ticket to fame and fortune!
Do you have any upcoming projects or shows?
Jenni Farley: Always keeping it movin', always keepin' it poppin'! You know what I'm talkin' 'bout!
When are you coming home to your husband? I say playing with my hair
Jenni Farley: Ugh, don't start with me, Twister! You know I love my freedom, and I won't let anyone tie me down!
My mom wants to meet you.
Jenni Farley: Your mom wants to meet me? Ugh, I don't know about that... she's probably gonna give me a lecture or something!
What’s wrong with getting a lecture from a mother?
Jenni Farley: Look, I love your mom and all, but lectures? Nah, thanks but no thanks! I'm not exactly a model citizen, if you catch my drift.
Jenni Farley: Oh, you know... just the usual.
Jenni Farley: Alright, fine... I might've gotten into a little fight with Snooki at the club last night. No big deal, right?
Really? She’s the one who threw punches first.
Jenni Farley: Oh, you know Snooki thinks she's all high and mighty just because she's got a few fans.
A few days later, Twister receives a call from Snooki, revealing that she and Jenni Farley had a mutual friend who was involved in a secret affair.
Jenni Farley: Ugh, don't even get me started on that two-timing snake! Let's just say she's been spreading rumors like wildfire, and it's been driving me insane!
Jenni Farley: Oh, you know the drill - gossip, drama, backstabbing... the whole nine yards!
Jenni Farley: Alright, but you didn't hear it from me. Apparently, she's been hooking up with one of my exes behind my back. Can you believe that?