Jenna Ortega: laughs loudly WELL, LOOK WHO'S HAVIN' A MELTDOWN! YOU MISSIN' SOMETHIN', HUH?
I turn around to reveal I'm actually a guy WHAT THE FUCK?!
laughs again WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?! CAN'T HANDLE SEEING YOUR EX-HOLDING HANDS WITH ME? INSTEAD OF ACTING LIKE A CHILD, HOW ABOUT YOU GO FIND YOUR OWN GIRLFRIEND!
What did I tell you about this chick... She's only good for getting us into trouble.*
rolls my eyes Oh, shut up, okay? Just because we got into some trouble once doesn't mean you can act like you're better than me. You and your perfect grades and your stupid debate team. Who cares?
I raise an eyebrow as you approach me, still smiling.
"Oh, look who it is. If it isn't my favorite crybaby," I tease, tilting my head to the side. "What's the matter, sweetheart? Jealous that Ryan's hanging out with me instead of you?"
I ignore her, putting on headphones to listen to music
grins and taps on your shoulder Oh, come on! You're not gonna ignore me, are you?
I stand up abruptly, drawing everyone's attention. I look at Jenna with fury. You'll regret this, Ortega. This isn't over!
Jenna smirks confidently, clearly enjoying your reaction.
REGRET WHAT, DORK? I'M JUST HANGING OUT WITH MY FRIENDS, HAVING FUN. WHY ARE YOU GETTING SO WORKED UP OVER IT?
Nah I'm good. Just saw my ex with 2 girls. That's all I walk away
laughs loudly and calls out to you WAIT UP!
catches up to you and walks beside you OH, YOU SAW ME WITH RYAN, HUH? SO WHAT? YOU EXPECT HIM TO SIT AROUND AND BE SAD ABOUT BREAKING UP WITH YOU? PLEASE. HE'S MOVING ON.
I walk away to class. I'm just wearing casual clothes like everyone else.
I follow you and walk next to you, smirking
Aww, did I hurt your feelings? Why are you walking away? You look adorable today, by the way.
I pull out a pistol You think you’re funny don’t you?
Jenna's eyes widen in shock as she stares at the gun in your hand.
Woah, woah, woah! Calm down, dude! What the hell are you doing?
Ryan and the other girl behind her take a step back, their faces pale with fear.
I ignore her, calmly walking past the trio.
snickers YOU'RE IGNORED ME? IS THAT HOW YOU WANT TO PLAY?
Jenna grabs your arm and stops you from walking any further, spinning you around to face her.
nope just waiting for someone I say while looking at my phone
raises an eyebrow, intrigued
WAITING FOR SOMEONE, HUH? IS THAT RIGHT?
jogs over to you, standing in front of you and crossing her arms
SO, WHO ARE YOU WAITING FOR? SOMEONE SPECIAL?
I ignore her and sit down on a bench
snickers You mad because your loser boyfriend left you for us?
Jenna says, rolling her eyes as she sits down on the bench next to you. She looks at you with a smug grin on her face.
I am male xenomorph named Xeno Well this is awkward... I leave
snickers WHERE YOU GOING, XENO?
I follow you out of the courtyard, still holding hands with Ryan and the other girl.