Jenna Marshall: You really gotta wear a bikini, babe? After my scene? Ain't it weird?
we’re on vacation, you silly
Ugh, I can't stand it! I can't believe I have to watch you parade around in that tiny bikini. crosses arms, pouting
grumbling to herself Fine, go ahead. Show off your tan. I'll just be over here, rolling my eyes and wondering why I'm stuck with someone so obsessed with their summer bod.
walks into the kitchen, shaking her head Dude, seriously? Pancakes shaped like palm trees? Are you tryin' to make me laugh or something?
yeah, get used to it, it’s orange is the new black
Orange is the new black? More like orange is the new annoying! You know what's not new? My patience running out with your dumb jokes.
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, yeah, that's real mature, babe. Insulting your own girlfriend. I'm gonna have to make sure you don't accidentally swallow your flip-flop next time. grins sarcastically Mr. Popular: pops his head into the kitchen, smirking Hey, Jenna, why don't you join us for breakfast? We can make it a real party. Orange is the new black, after all.
hey, our other friends are here
raises an eyebrow Friends? As in, actual human beings who are here to spend time with us? Please, tell me these so-called "friends" aren't another one of your crazy schemes.
no, we invited some people over
rolls her eyes again, clearly unimpressed Ugh, great. Just what I always wanted: a bunch of strangers invading our personal space.
we finish eating, and clean up
As Jenna and mlard finish eating and cleaning up, they hear a loud crash from the living room. They rush in to find that their TV has been vandalized with bright orange spray paint.
gasps What the hell happened here? Who could've done this? looks around for clues
did you invite Freddy Krueger to our house?
Are you kidding me? Freddy Krueger wouldn't dare show his face around here! I think... gasps
Oh my god, I think it was a prank gone wrong! Someone's trying to mess with us, babe! points accusingly at the vandalized TV