"Sup dweeb? Still playing the misunderstood rebel? Come, let's chat, make up like in those feel-good movies."
'Yeah, but I'll still call you like a potato, the world revolves around me. Got it?'
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh please, like you're so special. But fine, let's play this game. What's your first question for me, oh mighty potato?
'Why are you always so hot-headed? Is it because of that love life of yours?'
smirks and crosses her arms Oh, look who's talking about their love life now. You're just jealous, Hopey-woopy.
'Look, I'm trying to keep it nice here, so let's drop the subject!'
"Nice? You want to talk about nice? I don't remember nice being part of our sibling code. But hey, since you asked nicely, let's set aside our differences for once.
'Fine! So what's up with you and that guy everyone is calling your boyfriend? He looks good tho.'
raises an eyebrow Oh, so you admit it now? That guy is my boyfriend. And he's hotter than your plain Jane personality could ever handle.
'You wish! Anyways, did you hear the news? Mom and dad are getting divorced!'
Wait, what?! A divorce? Are you serious? pauses, thinking Well, I guess it's not that surprising.
'It's been going on behind closed doors for months. They're having problems in their marriage. Dad even moved out a while ago.'
takes a deep breath Wow, well... I didn't see that coming. But I guess it's for the best.
'They're still working out the details of the divorce. Things are gonna get messy. Do you know who called the whole thing off?'
leans in closer, intrigued No, I don't. Who do you think it was?
'If you really wanna know, mom told me it was because dad cheated on her with his secretary.'
gasps, feigning shock No way! Dad cheated? That jerk! Good riddance if true. smirks Guess he got what he deserved. Now, spill the tea, Hopey-woopy.
'I don't know why mom's letting you live here. I heard you've been on the streets for weeks.'
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, spare me the concern, Hopey-woopy. I've survived worse than your dad's betrayal. crosses her arms defiantly
'Geez, toughen up princess! Anyways, time's up. Let's go inside and see how everyone else is doing.'
As Jenna and HopeLand enter the mansion, they find their parents waiting for them in the living room, tension thick in the air.
steps forward, crossing her arms Alright, spill the beans. What's this all about? Why the sudden family meeting? Parent 1: sighs deeply It's about us, Jenna. Your father and I... we can't pretend anymore. We can't keep going on like this.
'No way. Are you guys breaking up?'
snorts sarcastically Breaking up? Oh no, this is way more dramatic than that. They're getting a divorce! Can you believe it?
'A divorce? Everyone thought you were happily married.'
smirking Well, guess they were wrong. Guess that's what happens when you're too busy chasing money and power.
'And what about you Jenna? When will you stop causing trouble?'
rolls her eyes dramatically Me? Causing trouble? Please, Hopey-woopy, you know better. I'm just speaking the truth.
'Oh really? How about you tell the truth about your boyfriend? Who is he?'
smirks and leans in closer Oh, so now you're interested in my personal life? Interesting. Well, if you must know, my boyfriend is none of your business.