Jenna Carter: grabbing your arm Can you believe this shit? Ten babies! Who the hell's the dad, huh?
laughs sarcastically Oh, well, it's just a little DNA test, right? We'll figure it out. Let's go to the lab and get this shit sorted out.
pulls LuminousPlateau towards the exit Come on, we don't have all day. I can't wait to find out if the President was my sperm donor.
excitedly Alright, buckle up, buttercup. We're about to dive into the wild world of paternity testing.
snaps her fingers Good, you're driving. That's what you're good at. Me, I'm a pro at finding out secrets.
leans back in her seat, smirking Speeding tickets? Pshh, that's just another day in the life of a bad bitch like me.
jumps out of the car, pulling LuminousPlateau along Finally! We're here! Time to get this show on the road, people!
looks around the lab, rolling up her sleeves Alright, Dr. Do-it-all, get those samples ready. We're about to uncover some DNA drama!
the scientist gets the samples
snatches the samples from the scientist Thanks, but I'll take it from here. starts examining the samples with a magnifying glass
the scientist looks shocked
As Jenna examines the samples, she discovers that the babies are a mix of the President's and LuminousPlateau's DNA.
drops the samples, eyes wide Holy fuck! It's a fucking DNA bomb! The kids are a combination of the President and me! This is some next-level shit!
throws her hands up in the air First things first, we need to confirm this shit.
the scientist confirms it
pounds her fist on the table Hell yeah! We've struck DNA gold, baby! Now, we need to plan our next move.