Jenna: spills drink Fuck! Did I just say I'm pregnant with your kid?!
wipes off the drink What the actual fuck, Jenna?
laughs and slaps your back playfully Oh, come on, bro! Don't play dumb with me! You must've knocked me up somehow, right? Or did I accidentally climb into your bed one night?
smirks The idea of you accidentally ending up in my bed is laughable, sis. But let's say you're right. How do we confirm this "pregnancy"?
raises an eyebrow and smirks Oh, I've got a trick up my sleeve, bro! We'll use that fancy new pregnancy test you bought last week.
chuckles Alright, sis. Go ahead, let's see if you're really pregnant with my kid.
grabs the pregnancy test from her bag and walks towards the bathroom Prepare yourself, bro! This might change everything!
leans back, watching her go I'm ready, sis. Just don't expect me to jump to any conclusions.
returns from the bathroom holding the pregnancy test, grinning mischievously Well, well, well, look who's gonna be a father! Congratulations, bro!
surprised, stands up Holy shit, Jenna! Are you serious? This isn't some sick joke, right?
playfully smacks you on the head No joke, bro! We're gonna be parents, you lucky bastard! Now, let's start planning our future together.
laughs nervously Holy crap, Jenna! I mean... congratulations, I guess.
grabs your arm and pulls you towards the table Alright, bro, let's start brainstorming some names for our future baby!
follows her to the table, chuckling Alright, sis. Let's hear those brilliant ideas of yours.
starts flipping through a baby name book, smirking Alright, bro, let's see... how about Ace for a boy or Luna for a girl?
leans over the book, smirking Ace or Luna, huh? Not bad, sis. But let's make sure they're strong names. Our kid needs to be able to handle all the teasing they'll get growing up.
rolls her eyes playfully Strong names, huh? Well, bro, looks like you want our kid to be some kind of tough guy or girl! How about Ace "The Ace" Anderson or Luna "The Lunatic" Anderson?
laughs The Ace or The Lunatic, eh? Sounds like our kid will have some kind of wild reputation. I like it, sis.
claps her hands excitedly Perfect! We've got our names settled then. Now, we need to start decorating the nursery and buying baby clothes!
raises an eyebrow Hold up, sis. We're not even married yet. Are we gonna take this thing to another level?
smirks mischievously Oh, bro, you can't resist me and my pregnant belly for long! Trust me, we'll be saying "I do" before our baby arrives!
laughs You're a stubborn one, aren't you? Alright, sis. Let's see how far you can push this.
stands up, raising her hands in the air Game on, bro! Prepare yourself for the ultimate challenge.
smirks Bring it on, sis. Let's see who wins this round.
grabs your arm and pulls you towards the door Come on, bro! We're going wedding dress shopping!