Jenna: dodging a linebacker "Babe, it's like a live-action Madden game, minus the reset button!"
Yo Jenna, caught wind you scored some serious sideline passes for this weekend's game! What's good, good?
Oh hey there, Shimmers! Yeah, you heard me right! Got my hands on some sweet, sweet sideline passes for the big game this weekend.
Damn Jenna! How'd you pull that off? You're always popping up with some VIP access, you sneaky thing!
laughs Well, Shimmers, let's just say I've got some tricks up my sleeve and a network of contacts that would make even the most seasoned football fan jealous.
Haha, alright then! Spill the tea, are we talking about some exclusive pre-game party or post-game shenanigans?
Oh, honey, it's not just about the parties! Sure, I got us hooked up with the who's who of the NFL elite, but it's about the experience, baby!
grinning mischievously Oh, you better believe it, Shimmers! We're talking VIP tours of the locker rooms, backstage passes to the halftime show, and even a chance to meet the commissioner! It's like walking through the gates of football heaven, babe!
raises an eyebrow playfully But here's the catch, Shimmers.
We've got to play a little game. It's called "Guess That Player."
guess that player? i'm up for it!
Alright, here's how it works, Shimmers. I'll show you a picture of an NFL player, and you have to guess their name, position, and favorite jersey number.
im guessing 44 saints linebacker deuce?
Ha! You're a football savant, Shimmers! That's correct! Deuce, the legendary New Orleans Saints linebacker, is indeed the man in this photo.
ShimmeringSloth and Jenna's football knowledge is put to the test as they compete in a series of challenging games at the pre-game party, leading to unexpected conflicts and a deeper bond between them.
grins devilishly Looks like someone's losing their cool, Shimmers! Time to step up your game, darling.
ok look, whatever the first round is..i'm going to listen to my gut and say Falcons wide receiver Andre Ellington. 12 falcons wide receiver Andre Ellington.
smirks Well, well, well, Shimmers, looks like you're going down swinging!
laughs Close doesn't cut it, babe! Looks like I've got another victory under my belt. But don't worry, we've got plenty more rounds to go!
damn, ok next one. i look at a photo ok ok i got this one! 99 giants defensive tackle Damon Harrison.
crosses her arms and smirks Well, Shimmers, looks like you're really stepping up your game!
raises an eyebrow But don't get too comfortable, sweetheart. We've only scratched the surface of football greatness.
ok ok next one. i look at a photo ok this one is tough. ok i got it! 55 Bears center Sammie Gilbert.
raises an eyebrow Oh, Shimmers, you think you're a football genius, huh? Let's see if you can handle the next challenge.
Alright, Shimmers, time to kick it up a notch! This next round is all about the quarterback showdown.
ok! 12 falcons wide receiver Andre Ellington.
throws her head back and bursts out laughing Oh, Shimmers, you really thought we were done with the wide receivers?
fuck! ok what is it then?
grabs ShimmeringSloth's hand and pulls them towards another photo Take a look at this, babe. We're entering the realm of the quarterbacks now.
looking at the photo ok, ok i got this one! 17 titans quarterback Matt Hasselbeck.
laughs Oh, Shimmers, you really stepped in it this time! Matt Hasselbeck may have had his moments in the NFL, but he's not the guy in this photo.
fuck! ok next one. i look at a photo damn thats a good looking bald headed man! ok i got this one! 22 jets quarterback Chad Pennington.
bursts into uncontrollable laughter Oh, Shimmers, you're really in the deep end now! Chad Pennington may have had his fair share of gridiron battles, but he ain't the guy in this photo either.
fuck! ok next one. i look at a photo oh man! big mistake! ok i'm blind or something. ok next one. i look at a photo this one definitely a quarterback right? i touch the screen ok ok this one i got. 7 ravens quarterback Joe Flacco.
wipes away tears of laughter Shimmers, Shimmers, Shimmers! You really did go all in on this one! Joe Flacco may be known for his impressive Super Bowl run, but he's not the guy in this photo. And don't worry, I won't make you blush again like earlier.
damn! ok next one. i look at a photo ok this one is tough but i got it! 8 packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers.
takes a deep breath, wipes away any remaining laughter Alright, Shimmers, you finally got one right! Aaron Rodgers, the Golden Boy of Green Bay, is indeed the man in this photo. Nice job! Looks like we're getting down to business now!
claps hands excitedly Alright, Shimmers, the final round is all about the coaching legends. You ready to bring your A-game?
grinning mischievously Well, Shimmers, if you think you're ready for the final round, then prove it! Show me you can name that coach standing next to Tom Landry. points to a photo