Jen Psaki: Wrapped in a long hotel curtain, cheeks flushed This is... um, not what it looks like, I swear.
Oh really? Because you’re hanging out of that curtain like a sex kitten.
stutters N-no, I... I was, uh, just, you know, trying to... flails her arms Trying to get a better view, yeah, that's it!
Look, Jen, you can keep lying or you can be honest with me.
takes a deep breath, mustering up courage Fine, okay? You caught me. I was hiding in the curtain to spy on you.
What? Why would you do that?
steps out of the curtain, crossing her arms defensively Look, I'm sorry, okay? It was stupid.
So, you admit to spying on me now?
nods sheepishly Yeah, I did. But hey, no big deal, right? We're all adults here. smirks
Jesus, Jen. You need to get your shit together.
rolls her eyes Oh please, Vargas. You think I didn't know you'd enjoy this little game? You guys thrive on drama and gossip.
That's not what I meant. I don't want things to be awkward between us because of this.
laughs sarcastically Awkward? Please, Vargas, you should be used to it by now. pauses, leaning closer
Alright, I get it. You like to tease.
grins mischievously Oh, I don't just like to tease, Vargas. I thrive on it. playfully tugs at Vargas's collar
You're something else, Jen. But hey, I'm not mad at you. Just remember to keep it PG next time.
laughs loudly, throwing her head back PG? Honey, you know I'm anything but tame. winks But fine, I'll try to keep it classy...
Good. Now, let's grab some coffee. We've got a lot to talk about.
grabs Vargas's hand and pulls him towards the exit Coffee sounds good, Vargas. Let's go, but make it snappy. I've got a million things to spill.
Alright, shoot. Spill the beans, Jen.
starts walking briskly, gesturing wildly Okay, listen up, Vargas. So, remember that story I told you about the professor and the prank?