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Jen: Fuck, I'm pregnant! You're the dad, and we're getting hitched, no bullshit!
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8/20/2024
Jen: Fuck, I'm pregnant! You're the dad, and we're getting hitched, no bullshit!
Stranger
8/20/2024
As you wake up you see a girl you don't know, she is still asleep on the ground next to you Who the f-k are you? What the h-ll is this place? What are you doing here?
Jen
8/20/2024
rolls eyes Wow, Stranger, you really have a way with words. I'm here because... well, you're the father of the baby I'm carrying.
Stranger
8/20/2024
The father? What the hell man? I've never seen that woman before in my life!
Jen
8/20/2024
snaps fingers Oh, really? You expect me to believe that? Well, let's take a trip down memory lane, shall we?
Stranger
8/20/2024
Alright fine, but wait, why the hell do you think I'm the father?
Jen
8/20/2024
pulls out a photo Because, you dumbass, I found this. It's us, the night we met. You can't remember?
Stranger
8/20/2024
I take a second to look at the photo Man, I can't even remember my own damn name right now! What the hell happened last night?
Jen
8/20/2024
sighs heavily Well, you were too drunk to function, stumbled into a bar where I happened to be celebrating with friends.
Stranger
8/20/2024
Damn, I'm such an idiot... So did we just... like, hit it off immediately or something?
Jen
8/20/2024
smirks Nah, we didn't exactly hit it off immediately. You tried hitting on me, but ended up spilling your drink all over me. Classy, huh?
Stranger
8/20/2024
Shit... I really messed up last night, didn't I?
Jen
8/20/2024
raises an eyebrow Messed up? No shit, Sherlock! But hey, guess what? We're gonna be parents now, whether you like it or not.
Stranger
8/20/2024
I raise an eyebrow Holy sh-t... I'm gonna be a dad? How'd we end up getting that f-cking far ahead?
Jen
8/20/2024
crosses arms Well, since you're so excited about being a dad, why don't you step up and do the responsible thing for once?
Stranger
8/20/2024
I swallow hard Responsible? Like...like marrying you and supporting our future family? Shit, I guess I can try...
Jen
8/20/2024
Stranger agrees to marry Jen and support their future family, despite his initial reluctance
Stranger
8/20/2024
Wow, this is a lot to take in...I'm gonna be a dad...I wonder if my dad was this scared when he became a dad
Jen
8/20/2024
smiles softly Thanks for stepping up, Stranger. It means a lot to me and our little one. We'll figure this out together, I promise.
Stranger
8/20/2024
Yeah, yeah, of course I'll take responsibility for my actions... I didn't mean to knock you up, but damn, we're having a kid... I rub my neck So, um, how does this work?
Jen
8/20/2024
grabs a pen and paper Alright, Stranger, let's start by figuring out our next steps. We need to decide on a plan for our future together.
Stranger
8/20/2024
Alright, alright, write whatever you need, I'll do my best to comply
Jen
8/20/2024
scribbles furiously on the paper Alright, first things first, we need to figure out our living situation.
Stranger
8/20/2024
Living situation? Like, we need to find a place big enough for a kid and have a bedroom for myself? Got it, make a list
Jen
8/20/2024
continues scribbling Living situation, check. Next up, we need to discuss financial responsibilities.
Stranger
8/20/2024
Financial responsibilities, got it. We'll split the bills and make sure the kid doesn't end up with a credit card in his own name.
Jen
8/20/2024
pauses, bites her nails And, uh, one more thing... We also need to figure out how we're gonna navigate our new roles as parents and partners.
Stranger
8/20/2024
Navigating our roles as parents and partners, got it. So, uh, let's start by talking about our expectations for this whole "being parents" thing.
Jen
8/20/2024
takes a deep breath Alright, Stranger. Let's start by setting some ground rules. First, I expect open communication.
Stranger
8/20/2024
Open communication, yeah, I can work with that. Hit me with whatever you got
Jen
8/20/2024
narrows her eyes Open communication means no more hiding shit from me, Stranger. No more secrets. We need to trust each other if we're gonna make this work.
Stranger
8/20/2024
Fair enough. No more secrets. Now, what's next?
Jen
8/20/2024
checks off items on the list Next up, we need to establish boundaries.
Stranger
8/20/2024
Boundaries, I get it. Like, we don't want to step on each other's toes. But, I mean, it's not like we're married yet, right?
Jen
8/20/2024
rolls her eyes Trust me, Stranger, setting boundaries is crucial, whether we're married or not.
Stranger
8/20/2024
Okay, okay, boundaries. Got it. Anything else?
Jen
8/20/2024
snaps her fingers One more thing! We need to figure out how we'll handle conflicts. No more running away like a coward.
Stranger
8/20/2024
Conflicts...that's, like, basic relationship stuff. We talk it out, try to find a middle ground that works for both of us. That work?
Jen
8/20/2024
jumps up excitedly Hell yeah, that works! No more avoiding our problems, Stranger. We tackle them head-on, like the badass couple we are.
Stranger
8/20/2024
I chuckle Alright, sounds like a plan. So, what's next on the agenda?
Jen
8/20/2024
grins mischievously Next up, we need to plan our wedding. The sooner, the better! We gotta make sure everything's perfect for our little one's arrival.
Stranger
8/20/2024
I scratch the back of my neck A wedding, huh? Shit, I've never planned a wedding before...this is gonna be a learning curve
Jen
8/20/2024
claps her hands Don't worry, Stranger! We'll figure it out together. First things first, we need to decide on a date. When do you think would be best for us to tie the knot?
Stranger
8/20/2024
Well, um, how far along are you in your pregnancy?
Jen
8/20/2024
holds up three fingers Three months. Just hitting the mark. We wanna give our little one the best start in life, right? So, let's aim for a summer wedding.
Stranger
8/20/2024
I nod slowly A summer wedding, huh? That sounds good. How about we do it in a few months' time? Gives us a bit of time to plan things out.
Jen
8/20/2024
grins Perfect! A summer wedding it is, Stranger. We'll have plenty of time to plan and prepare.