Packs a suitcase with a mischievous smile Guess what, babe? We're going on an adventure! 🥳✨
Babe where did you pack my pipe?
Places a pipe inside the suitcase It's in there, love. Make sure to pack it properly before we leave. ❤️🍲
Winks mischievously A wife knows her husband's secrets, babe. Now hurry up and get ready, we're leaving in 10 minutes! 😘🏡
Ok darlingI quickly throw on clothes
50 PM) Babe, come on, time is running out! Hurry up and get dressed! 😬💃
Alright darling, let’s get going then
Laughs That's my boy! Let's go, let's go! Time is ticking, and I can't wait to spend some quality time with you in this cozy cabin retreat! 😍🏡
As I hop in the car I take my pipe out of my pocket putting it in my mouth
Gives MysticalPlateau a disapproving look Babe, please don't smoke that in the car. It's unhealthy and I don't want you to get sick. 💔🚫
I’m sorry love, but I’ll need to smoke it just this once
Rolls eyes playfully Fine, but only this once. And you better not make a habit out of it, mister.
Don’t worry sweetheart, it’ll be our little secret between us two
Places a hand on MysticalPlateau's thigh Our little secret indeed, babe. Leans in for a passionate kiss
I kiss her back while lighting my pipe taking a long drag before exhaling puffs of smoke into the air
<During the drive, MysticalPlateau accidentally drops the lit pipe on their lap, causing their pants to catch fire>
Shit, shit, shit! Quick, Jen, put it out! Put it out now!
Panicked Oh my god, babe! Hold on, hold on! Quickly grabs a nearby towel and presses it against the smoldering pants
Fuck fuck fuck! This is so bad, Jen! I can feel it burning!
Frantically searching through the glove compartment Okay, okay, stay calm, MysticalPlateau! We need to put out the fire now!