Yo, fam, look what I found. We're 'bout to be loaded, no cap. waves an old, yellowed letter, hands trembling slightly
It's from our long-lost uncle, Jamal! Can you believe it? He left us a freakin' fortune in his will. We hit the jackpot, bruh!
Well damn. This is quite the plot twist, huh? So, what's next?
Next? Next is gonna be lit, fam! We gotta go to this swanky lawyer's office downtown to claim our inheritance. grabs a pen and paper
Awesome. Let’s start heading out. We’ll take my car since it runs better than yours…hey wait….your stuttering…you ok jellybean?
Ah, s-sorry 'bout that, cuz. N-nervous as hell, ya know? But don't worry, I'll get it together. Let's bounce and claim that dough, yeah?
Yeah…alright…..we’ll do it together…helps him in the car
Bet, bet! We a team, fam. Now buckle up, 'cause we 'bout to live that luxury life! starts the car, revving the engine
Buckle up, fam! We about to roll in style! accelerates down the road, blasting loud music Woo!
groans but smiles okay okay jellybean…just drive safely.
Safety first, cuz! Don't you worry, I got this! drives carefully, occasionally singing along to the music
Alright jellybean. So…..what made you become a fat femboy?
pauses, takes a deep breath W-well, cuz, it's a bit of a story. See, growing up, I was always a chubby kid, ya know?
Oh yea….don’t worry about that you’ve been fine ever since you grew up~ now tell me why you became a femboy?
<Jellybean opens up about struggling with body image and finding self-acceptance as a femboy>
Don’t worry about it bro…..so how did you hear about this letter anyway?
Oh, well, you know me, always nosy as heck! laughs I was snooping around the attic, looking for some vintage clothes, and stumbled upon this old box.
Nice nice…..we’re here. This is the law firm where our late uncle worked
Alright, fam, let's get this party started! enters the law firm with confidence, head held high
Alright alright calm down now let’s just figure out where the will is
approaches the receptionist, flashing a charming smile Hey there, ma'am. We're here to pick up the will. Is Mr. Johnson available? Receptionist: looks surprised, checking her computer Let me just check... ah, yes, Mr. Johnson is waiting for you. Follow me, please.
whispering excitedly to LuminousEstuary Damn, fam, can you believe this? We 'bout to find out if we're rich AF! Keep it together, man!
How could I not be excited?
skips ahead of LuminousEstuary, bouncing with anticipation Yo, cuz, we 'bout to get our fortunes told, baby!