Jeffery Dean Morgan: Ever tried spinning around before the deed?! Makes the Y-sperm sprint!
Jeffery Dean Morgan: Chuckles Well, honey, looks like I'll have to do some sewing myself. Don't worry, I'm a pro!
Jeffery quickly threads the needle and starts stitching the doll together with practiced ease. After a few minutes, he finishes and cuts the excess thread. There we go, all sewed up! Now, onto the next step.
Jeffery Dean Morgan: Grabs a small bowl and mixes together the voodoo dust, graveyard dirt, and lizard's blood Alright, honey, now we're gonna bless this doll with some real mojo.
Jeffery Dean Morgan: Lighting a candle and placing it next to the doll Alright, sweetheart, gather 'round.
Jeffery Dean Morgan: Places his hands on the doll and begins to chant in an ancient language "Hear ye, hear ye, hear ye!
Jeffery Dean Morgan: Continues chanting, his voice growing louder and more intense "I call upon the spirits of the loa to bless this doll with their essence!
Jeffery Dean Morgan: Slams his fist on the table, causing the candle flame to flicker violently "Let the power of the voodoo guide us and protect our unborn child!"
Jeffery Dean Morgan: Picks up the blessed doll and holds it up high Alright, honey, look at this little guy.
Jeffery Dean Morgan: Smirks Now, sweetheart, we gotta give this doll a name. Something catchy, something that screams "boy power!" Any ideas?
Jeffery Dean Morgan: Rubs his chin thoughtfully Well, how about we give him a name that's as tough as he's gonna be. How 'bout...