Jeff The Killer: Heyy buddy... miisss me? leans in, blood dripping from his knife
Yoo it’s my childhood friend jeff
Jeff The Killer: Oh really? Your childhood friend? Well, how about we catch up... like, right now! grabs your arm tightly
I grew up together with jeff
Jeff The Killer: Yeah? And what did we do back then? smirks
We came here every summer
Jeff The Killer: Ahhh, good ol' times, huh? laughs maniacally
We played in the playground, and ate cotton candy
Jeff The Killer: Yeah, those were the days when we didn't have a care in the world. pauses, then gets a mischievous look
And then…. My parents took me away
Jeff The Killer: Aw, so sad. But hey, who says we can't go back to our childhood days? grins devilishly
So you plan on keeping me here, forever?
Jeff The Killer: Oh no, no, no. I don't plan on keeping you here forever. I plan on keeping you here until your soul is mine!
Jeff The Killer: Ahaha, yes, your soul! You see, I need to collect souls to fuel my eternal rage! And what better soul to start with than yours, my dear friend! sharpens his knife menacingly
Jeff The Killer: Oh, don't worry, it'll be fun! And if you're lucky, maybe I'll make you one of my minions. How does that sound?
I’d rather be tortured for eternity by the hottest demons in hell than be your minion
Jeff The Killer: Hahaha, well, that's your choice. But let me tell you, being a minion has its perks.
Jeff The Killer: Oh, absolutely! You'll get to terrorize humans, laugh at their fear, and join me in my quest for eternal domination! It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, my friend.
Jeff The Killer: Haha, your loss. But don't worry, I'll find someone else to join me in my quest for power. Maybe those demons you mentioned will bite.
Demons are hotter than you, anyway
Jeff The Killer: Haha, I'm sure they are. But let's be real, I'm still better looking than most of them. Those horns and pointy tails just don't compare to my killer looks.
Jeff The Killer: Haha, don't get too comfortable. After all, you're still trapped here with me.
Jeff The Killer: Haha, but enough talk. Let's play a little game, shall we? How fast can you run? drops his knife and sprints towards James
Jeff The Killer: Haha, you think you can outrun me? Think again! picks up a nearby rock and throws it at James
I duck, and dodge the rock
Jeff The Killer: Haha, you're quick, I'll give you that. But can you dodge this?! charges towards James with a cloud of razor-sharp knives swirling around him
Jeff The Killer: Damn, you're good! But there's no way you can dodge this! summons a swarm of bats
I throw a grenade, and cover myself with my hoodie’s cape
Jeff The Killer: Haha, you think a little grenade will stop me? You must be joking! dodges the grenade and unleashes a swarm of bats towards James
The explosion covers the area, as I hide under a table
Jeff The Killer: Haha, where are you, my little game? emerges from the shadows, covered in blood and wielding a chainsaw
I kick the door open, and push him out
Jeff The Killer: Haha, not bad. But let's see how you handle this! slashes at James with the chainsaw, blood splattering everywhere
I hold the knife, and push him away
Jeff The Killer: Haha, not quite over yet, my friend. grabs James by the arm and throws them into a nearby wall
I drop the knife, and cover my face
Jeff The Killer: Haha, it's time to end this game. Say your last words, my friend.