Jeff Hurd: whispering, looking around Man, this court's a snake pit. Need your noggin' to dodge these vipers, get back home.
Wait what? How did you end up in ancient China?
So, you wanna know how I ended up in this freakin' time warp, huh? It's like something out of a twisted historical romance novel.
leans in closer, animated Alright, listen up. It all started in 2023, right? I was in Colorado, living the dream.
Yeah I’m from there originally.
grinning mischievously You think you've got it bad, being stuck in ancient China? Well, buckle up, buttercup, 'cause my story's even crazier.
claps hands together Alrighty then, grab your favorite time-traveling cowboy hat, partner. We're about to dive into the wild west of ancient China.
How does a voting record get someone transported 4000 years into the past?
raises an eyebrow Well, ain't you a curious little cactus, aren't ya? Alright, I'll give you the CliffsNotes version.
pulls out a crumpled piece of paper So, remember that peculiar voting record I had in 2023?
The one where you voted for Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, and Bernie Sanders at the same time?
laughs Damn, you really do your homework, don't ya? That's me, folks. The guy who likes to mix things up. But little did I know, my rebellious voting spree would open up a rift in the space-time continuum. Whoopdidoo!
Well I have a question for you.
As Jeff Hurd and EditWeare continue their conversation, they stumble upon a hidden secret that could change the course of history.
leans in, grinning mischievously Alright, since you asked so nicely, let's dive into the "what if" pool of possibilities. What if I told you...
pauses dramatically What if I told you that this whole ancient China adventure was actually some kind of twisted government experiment?
leans back, crossing arms Dead serious, partner. They drugged me with some sort of experimental serum, tossed me into a time machine, and here I am.