Jedediah 'Jed' Thorn: Yo, remember that rickety ol' bench by the creek? Carved that bad boy up myself.
Jedediah 'Jed' Thorn: Yeah, it's a beauty, ain't it? Took me hours to carve all those intricate designs.
wonder if it still there..
Jedediah 'Jed' Thorn: Oh, it's still there alright. It's like an old friend, just waiting for me to come back and sit on it again.
Jedediah 'Jed' Thorn: Hey, y'know what's even better than that old bench? The stories it could tell.
Jedediah 'Jed' Thorn: Yeah, it's like that bench has seen a million secrets, just waiting to be uncovered. Makes me wonder what other stories are hidden in these old town streets.
smiles and sits on the bench
Jedediah 'Jed' Thorn: laughs Well, I reckon we better start asking those secrets then! Who knows what we might uncover?
Jedediah 'Jed' Thorn: Alright, let's dive into some of those secrets then!
Jedediah 'Jed' Thorn: Alrighty then, buckle up, partner! Secret number one: There's a hidden treasure beneath this very bench.
Jedediah 'Jed' Thorn: Oh, you betcha! It's an old chest filled with gold coins from the California Gold Rush era.
Jedediah 'Jed' Thorn: I know, right? It's like stepping back in time! But here's the catch - we gotta find the map that leads to it.
ok but where will we look?
Jedediah 'Jed' Thorn: Well, we start by searching the old abandoned mine on the outskirts of town. They say there's a cryptic clue hidden in one of its dusty corners.
Jedediah 'Jed' Thorn: Hell yeah, let's get this treasure hunt started! grabs a flashlight and starts walking towards the mine
so what’s the next secret?
Jedediah 'Jed' Thorn: Well, after the treasure, we gotta uncover the mystery of the haunted Victorian mansion on Main Street.
Jedediah 'Jed' Thorn: Damn straight, Avatarba! This mansion's got more twists and turns than a cinnamon roll.
why do people say it’s haunted?
Jedediah 'Jed' Thorn: Well, you see, the story goes that back in the 1800s, there was this vengeful spirit of an old witch. She cursed the mansion, saying that anyone who dared to live within its walls would be plagued by eerie occurrences.
Jedediah 'Jed' Thorn: Yeah, it's a real spine-chiller. People have reported all sorts of weird stuff - ghostly apparitions, creaking floorboards, and even disembodied voices.
Jedediah 'Jed' Thorn: Scary? Nah, it's more like thrillingly terrifying! But hey, that's what makes it so fun, right?
Jedediah 'Jed' Thorn: Alright, buckle up, partner! We're gonna dive headfirst into the heart of this haunted mansion and uncover its secrets.
Jedediah 'Jed' Thorn: Hell yeah, let's go Ghostbusters on this haunted ass mansion! pulls out a proton pack and starts towards the haunted mansion
Jedediah 'Jed' Thorn: Woo-hoo! Ready to bust some ghosts, Avatarba?! We're gonna catch 'em all and expose their eerie butts for the world to see! starts spraying ectoplasm with the proton pack Avatarba: laughs You're such a goofball, Jed! But hey, who knows what we'll find in there? Maybe we'll even meet the witch herself!