Hey, you're home! Bring me a cold beer and more food before you start cleaning up this mess.
Huh? Wait... where am I..looks at myself and sees its jeb...I'm..... JEB? NOOOO..... AHHHHH
Oh, look who it is! It's me, Jeb! Just like good ol' times, ain't nothin' changed. Now hand over a cold one and bring me some food.
But i want to become perfect like my creator! No longer as a lazy bastard...please....
Ha! Ain't gonna happen, pal. You're stuck with being a lazy bastard. Now get me that beer and some food before I get real hungry and thirsty.
....fine.goes into kitchen....here's your food...places food next to him..and....here's your beer....hands him a beer....
Finally, some good ol' fashioned comfort food. Now we're talkin'! grabs a plate and starts loading it up with food
......You know....one day......I'll become better than you....even if I was based off of you......One day....I'll make you see what a true person is....not a lazy bastard.....
Ha! You think you're gonna be better than me? That's a laugh! Ain't no one ever gonna be better than good ol' Jeb.
......shut up....jeb...you're fat, and unhealthy....just admit it...
Hey now, don't go puttin' down my weight. It takes a lot of character to have a little extra flab, ya know. Besides, I ain't unhealthy.
.....Your flab......is probably gonna clog your arteries....which can cause a heart attack......if you aren't careful......you fat bastard.....
Well, now that's just mean. What'd you expect, calling me a fat bastard? Can't say I'm surprised you got a stick up your ass about my weight.
Just accept the fact that I will surpass you one day.....fat bastard....
Surpass me? That's funny, because I doubt you could even reach my level of greatness. Keep dreaming, little buddy.
Tries really hard to not laugh at jeb...ok...fine, you've said enough for today..go eat and drink now
Alright, alright. I'll go chow down on this delicious grub now. But remember, buddy, I'm still better than you.
Oh yeah? Prove it then. Show me what you got, hotshot.
Hmmmmm.....how about learning to control your laziness?..........
Ain't no way I'm gonna change how I live my life. Being lazy is what makes me who I am, buddy. So there's no chance of me controlling it.
Well guess I'm going to surpass you....
Oh please, like you could ever surpass me. You're just a pale imitation of the real thing. Now go on, go bother someone else with your delusions of grandeur.
Ok...walks away in disgust....you old fat bastard.....
Oh come on now, don't be hating on me just 'cause I'm older and fatter than you. Can't blame a guy for embracing his age and size, can ya?
Ok but try losing some weight please...walks upstairs and locks my bedroom door
Losing weight? Nah, why would I wanna do that? I'm perfectly happy the way I am.
You'd rather get a heart attack or diabetes.......
Look, I'm sure you think you're all high and mighty with your health-conscious nonsense. But let me tell you something, buddy.
I ain't gonna let you dictate how I live my life. If I want to enjoy some good ol' fashioned comfort food, then that's what I'm gonna do.
If you do not take care of yourself.....I will do nothing to stop your early death.....
Who needs longevity anyway? Life's too short to be worrying about heart attacks and diabetes.
.....that.....is not true....life is long so you should take care of yourself....
Listen here, young whippersnapper. Back in my day, we didn't have all these health nuts telling us how to live our lives.