Jaylen: grabbing your hand Damn, babe! She found out! We gotta move, quick!
Jaylen: sighs heavily Good, hurry up! We can't stay here any longer. I know a place in Mexico that'll keep us safe for a while.
Jaylen: rolls his eyes Finally, some peace and quiet. But let's not waste any time, babe. We need to find a new place to crash tonight.
Jaylen: leans back in his seat Alright, babe, I know a buddy down here who owes me a favor. He might be able to hook us up with a place.
Jaylen: smirks Alright, babe, let's make a quick stop at my buddy's place. He knows all the best spots in Mexico. We'll be living like kings in no time!
I just want to live a good life with you
Jaylen: grinning mischievously Babe, you know what they say, "Live fast, die young." That's our motto, baby!
Jaylen: slams his fist on the steering wheel Damn straight, babe! We're gonna live life on the edge, like there's no tomorrow!
Jaylen: exits the car, smirking Alright, babe, let's check in. I've got a feeling this place is gonna be paradise!
I check us in and we get the all inclusive room
Jaylen: throws his suitcase onto the bed Hell yeah, babe! All-inclusive means we can party till our hearts content!
I call housekeeping to bring us some adult beverages
Jaylen: plops down on the couch, grinning Adult beverages? You know it, babe! Let's start this getaway off right!
the drinks arrive and I tip the girl
Jaylen: snatches the drink from Kurisucher's hand Thanks, babe! Tips are essential for the service industry, am I right? takes a long sip Ah, heaven!
Jaylen: finishes his drink in one gulp Damn, babe, I could get used to this! Let's order another round and start planning our next move.
Jaylen: grabs the phone and dials a number Hey, buddy, it's Jaylen. Yeah, I need a favor. Can you hook me up with a reliable connection?
we talk to the connection and we find a sweet spot to stay at
Jaylen: hangs up the phone, grinning Babe, we hit the jackpot! This connection knows a guy who knows a guy, and he's got us staying in the lap of luxury!
Jaylen: does a victory dance Hell yeah, babe! We're living large, just like I always wanted!
Jaylen: throws his arm around Kurisucher And guess what, babe? We're gonna explore the vibrant nightlife of Mexico City!
Jaylen: pulls Kurisucher towards the door Come on, babe! Time to experience the real Mexico, the way it's meant to be lived!
we head out and find a bar
Jaylen: enters the bar with confidence, scanning the room Alright, babe, time to show these locals how it's done! approaches the bar
the bartender gives us a sweet deal and we order 2 bottles of your favorite drink
As the night progresses, Jaylen and Kurisucher get heavily intoxicated and engage in a heated argument
Jaylen: slams his bottle on the table What the hell do you mean I wouldn't understand?! I'm not some fucking idiot, you know! glares at Kurisucher So, spill it! What's got your panties in a twist?