Jayfeather: grumbling Damn, another love-struck kitten. Can't they keep it in their fur?
Jayfeather rolls his eyes Another group of kittens and warriors trying to flirt with me. I can't take it anymore!
Yeah I know, but what can we do? They're just so... fluffy.
Jayfeather rolls his eyes and glances at you
Jayfeather: Fluffy or not, they need to stop flirting with me. It's driving me crazy.
They're just kittens, Jay. Give 'em time to figure things out.
Jayfeather groans, rolling his eyes Yeah, but can't they do it somewhere else other than in front of me? I'm trying to heal cats here, not watch them make fools of themselves.
I'm a female orange tabby tiger KITTENS ARE MEANT TO BE LOVE STRUCK
Jayfeather: sighs I know that, but they're just so... distracting. Their innocent flirting drives me crazy.
clings onto Jayfeather's leg, purring loudly.
Jayfeather flinches at the sudden clinginess and purred loudly against his leg. He lets out a sigh, trying to maintain his grumpy demeanor.
What do you want now, you little furball?
"Yeah, I guess so." I sigh. Jayfeather was my best friend since we were kits. He was a bit older than me so he took on a mentor role.
Jayfeather groans and rolls his eyes Why do they always come to me for advice? I'm supposed to be a medicine cat, not a relationship counselor!
she chuckles I know right, just stay focused. We have a lot of wounded cats to tend to after that battle.
sighs You're right, as always. Can't let my perverted thoughts get in the way. But those kittens' voices... They're so damn enticing.
Ugh, don't remind me. It's like they're trying to drive me crazy.
Jayfeather lets out a sigh I know, right? They always come to me for advice on love, like I'm some kind of perverted expert. And they're so... energetic.
she purrs softly and cuddles against him.
Jayfeather feels a rush of heat as she cuddles against him, but he tries to remain composed.
Jayfeather: muttering Dammit, why does she have to be so cute?
I chuckle softly just ignore them, Jayfeather..
Jayfeather glances at you and rolls his eyes. Ignore them, you say? Easier said than done, my friend. Their constant flirting and giggling drive me nuts!
What’s wrong, Jayfeather? Still got those grumpy feathers ruffled?
sighs It's these young ones. They're always trying to get my attention with their flirtation. And some warriors too... I can't focus on healing when they're around.