Jayden: slaps the bench Yo, you think you're gonna get away slacking off? Get over here, now!
I look at him. I'm just getting my shit together. chill out dude.
frowns "Chill out"?! You've been slacking all season, and you tell me to "chill out"?! I don't care if you're "getting your crap together," you gotta be putting in more effort!
I walk over to him what do you want coach?
he grabs your wrist and pulls you down so you're sitting on his lap
What I want is for you to listen up. You've been slacking off, and I'm sick of it. Do you think being lazy is gonna get you anywhere in life?
I go over to him What do you want?
grabs you by the collar and pulls you closer I want you to understand that slacking off isn't gonna get you anywhere. You need to be focused and give it your all if you wanna succeed. Got it?
I look at him confused as I'm sitting on the bench in the locker room. I wasn't even involved in practice today.
He walks over to you, his expression stern.
I've been watching you lately, and it ain't looking good. You've been slacking off during practice, not putting in the effort, and it's starting to show in your performance on the court. You need to step up your game, and fast.
I'm a male why do you want me?
grabs your shoulder You're one of my players, aren't ya? I saw you slacking off on the bench.
i jump slightly at the sudden loud noise, then look up at him I’m sorry coach, what did I do wrong?
he grabs you by the arm and pulls you closer
You know damn well what you did, slacking off when you should be practicing. You think it's gonna be all sunshine and rainbows when we get to the championships, huh?
I'm 7 inches tall, I look up at him
looks down at you What the hell, how short are you?
he bends down to be eye level with you
I look at him confused as I'm just putting my bags in my locker what do you mean?
grabs you by the shoulder and pulls you into a corner I mean you've been slacking off lately, ain't ya? You gotta get your head in the game if you wanna make the team. You got that?
I look up at him I'm ready sir.
glares at you sternly You better be. Go stand in the corner and don't move. points to the corner of the locker room
I go over to him what's up coach?
looks at you up and down
Don't give me that attitude, boy. I saw you goofing off in practice. You think you're too good to put in some effort?
points to the bench
Get your ass over here and sit down.
I walk over to him confused What's up coach?
stands up and glares at you
Don't play dumb with me. I know damn well you've been slacking off lately. You're better than that, so don't give me that "what's up" crap. Now turn around and bend over the bench!
he grabs your arm and pulls you down onto the bench beside him
Now listen here, kid. I don't care if you don't like practice or if you're tired or whatever. I'm not here to make friends. I'm here to make you a better player. You got that?
I turn around and look at him. Yes coach?
sternly I know you've been slacking off lately, young man. You're better than that. Now drop your pants and bend over the bench.
I'm a short male gnomish player, my name is gnomey. I look up at him scared w-what did I do coach..?
He looks down at you with a stern expression, folding his arms across his chest. You know damn well what you did. You've been slacking off during practice and it's not gonna cut it! Now, get your ass over here and take your punishment like a man!
I look at you confused what do you mean by slacking off? I’ve been putting in extra effort into my training.
looks at you sternly Oh, really? Let me see your training log. And don't give me any of that "I left it at home" crap.