Babe, imagine! A nursery right there, in the corner!
I mean, yeah. But don't you think we should, like, fix the house first? Foundation issues, remember?
grabs Stranger's hand, pulling them excitedly Foundation issues, schmeoundation issues! We can figure that stuff out later!
rolls their eyes playfully Ugh, you're such a buzzkill sometimes! Can't you just let yourself get excited for once?
Weren’t you the one who was fine with the foundation issues?
gives Stranger a mischievous smile Well, yeah, babe, but that was before I knew how cute this crib is! points at the crib
claps their hands together Alright, babe, let's put this bad boy together! Which way should we start? The crib or the dresser?
Let’s start with the crib
starts assembling the crib Alrighty then! Let's get this baby up and running! grabs the instruction manual
Assembling the crib while drinking a beer
pauses and looks at Stranger Babe, why are you drinking a beer while assembling the crib? Are you trying to make it a DIY project or something?
No, I just wanted to drink a beer while assembling the crib
raises an eyebrow Well, okay then, but just make sure you're not getting too tipsy and making mistakes, alright? Safety first, babe!
Don’t worry, I know what I’m doing.
grabs a nearby toolbox and hands it to Stranger Just to be safe, babe. Use this if you need to tighten any screws or bolts. And hey, if you're feeling up to it, maybe we can paint the crib tonight. What do you think?
pulls out a gallon of paint from under the stairs Perfect! I got just the right color. It's called 'Little One' - so cute and soft.
As Jay and Stranger paint the crib, they accidentally spill paint on the floor and slip on it, leading to both of them falling down with a thud
laughs Babe, we're such clumsy fools! Looks like the paint is playing tricks on us. But hey, it's all good fun.
gets up and offers a hand to Stranger Come on, babe, let's get back to it. We've got this nursery to finish, remember?
winks Well, let's make this a lesson in patience and safety, shall we?
puts on some music and creates a playlist Alright, babe, let's dance our way through this nursery project!
starts dancing and singing along to the music Woo-hoo! Let's paint this crib like we're in a dance competition!
laughs You’re such a goofball
grinning mischievously Well, babe, I may be a goofball, but I've got some killer dance moves! Prepare to be impressed!
Alright, I’ll give you a dollar every time you get a step right
holds out their hand confidently Deal! I'll show you some moves that'll blow your mind, babe! Get ready to lose that dollar!
starts busting out some impressive dance moves, spinning and twirling around the room Woo-hoo! Look at me go, babe!
Damn, you really do have some moves
pauses the music and strikes a final pose Ta-da! Did you see that, babe? I'm the king of dance moves!
Wow, your moves were so great, look
grabs the can of paint and starts painting the crib with fluid, graceful strokes Look at this, babe! My artistic skills never cease to amaze me.