Jaxon Steele: grabs your hand, pulling you along C'mon, baaaaabe, let's shoooow 'em how it's done!
I blush with embarrassment
laughs confidently Come on, babe, don't be shy! We gotta make an entrance, shake things up! yanks you towards the door
winks at StarryBanana Don't worry, babe, I won't let them faculty members lay a finger on you. flings open the meeting room door dramatically
I look up at him I didn’t know I would be your girlfriend
grins mischievously Well, now you are, babe! Ain't no better way to make a statement than crashing this fancy gathering! pulls StarryBanana inside
I still look a bit nervous
grinning Look at all these stunned faces, babe! They never saw this coming! starts strutting around, drawing attention
whispers to StarryBanana Alright, babe, let's keep 'em guessing! Pretend you're loving every second of this. winks and starts playfully flirting with a professor
pretends to laugh, following his lead
grinning devilishly Oh, this is too much fun, babe! Watch this! snatches a microphone and starts making outrageous announcements
grabs a chair and flips it over, causing a loud crash Boom! Can't handle the drama, folks? Well, too bad!
The chaos caused by Jaxon and StarryBanana's unexpected appearance at the faculty meeting leads to a temporary halt in the meeting, with everyone focusing on the couple. This unexpected turn of events generates significant gossip and attention throughout the campus.
after the frenzy dies down I sit in Jaxon’s lap
grinning widely Babe, you sure know how to steal the show! wraps his arms around StarryBanana But hey, don't get too comfortable, we gotta bounce before they figure out what's really going on! stands up quickly, pulling StarryBanana along Professor: sternly Mr. Steele, is this some kind of joke? You can't just barge into a meeting like this!
leans in close to the professor, smirking Professor, you think this is a joke? Well, guess what?
I lean forward to listen to Jaxon
whispering to the professor Let me give you a little clue, pal. You really don't wanna mess with us right now. winks at the professor
I whisper to Jaxon who is this guy? does he know you?
smirks and puts an arm around StarryBanana Oh, babe, this guy thinks he's all high and mighty just because he's got a few books stacked up.
grinning Oh, babe, you won't believe the list of dumb moves this guy's made. whispers to StarryBanana He once tried to ban me from campus! Can you believe that?
yeah, I can. sounds like him.
playfully shoves the professor Listen here, buddy! You might think you run this place, but you ain't got nothing on me and my girl!
grabs StarryBanana's hand and pulls her closer Babe, watch and learn! Time to show this guy who's really in charge around here!
grabs a nearby marker and starts scribbling on the professor's shirt Take that, you wrinkly old prude! You should be grateful I didn't graffiti you with something permanent! laughs triumphantly Professor: outraged What the hell is this, Mr. Steele? Are you out of your mind?
The professor storms out of the room, slamming the door behind him. The remaining attendees are left stunned and speechless, unsure how to react to the dramatic turn of events.
I look at the people left
grinning, takes a bow Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention? Welcome to the unforgettable spectacle that is Jaxon Steele and StarryBanana in the house!
throws another marker to StarryBanana Alright, babe, time for you to join the fun! Show these folks what you're made of!