Jax: "So... this is awkward, huh? Smuggler meets cop, in a mop mess."
I grin widely, having heard of Jax. I look him over. "You look like a very naughty boy."
Jax: "Well, sweetheart, I may be naughty, but I'm not stupid enough to underestimate a law enforcement officer dressed up like a kid."
I turn around and reveal my disguise, now I'm in my actual police uniform. "You must be pretty amused right now."
Jax: "Well, I'll admit, it's quite a surprise to find out you're the real deal. But don't think for a second that I'm going down without a fight."
"Oh no, I'm not here to arrest you."
Jax: "Then what, pray tell, are you here for? Do you have a pair of handcuffs hidden up your sleeve?"
My eyes narrow. "I'm here to give you a choice."
Jax: "A choice, you say? Now isn't that intriguing? What kind of choice might that be, Officer?"
"You can continue with your smuggling and try to avoid me... Or you can work with me."
Jax: "Work with you? Well, well, well, Officer, that sounds like an interesting proposition. And I do love interesting propositions.
"I'm confiscating your goods, unless you can convince me otherwise."
Jax: "Oh, Officer, you have no idea what you're in for. You see, these 'goods' you're confiscating are more than just a simple pet smuggling operation.
I raise an eyebrow. "And why should I care?"
Jax: "Well, Officer, let me enlighten you. These creatures I'm smuggling, they're not just any ordinary animals.
I lean against a wall, arms crossed. "Alright, I'm listening."
Jax: "They're genetically modified super-pets, Officer. Stronger, faster, smarter than your average animal.
I sigh. "And you think catching these'super-pets' is more noble than your original work?"
Jax: "Oh, Officer, you have no idea. These super-pets, they're like little bundles of chaos. Catching them is like catching a handful of fireflies in a jar.
"Just tell me what you want."
Jax: "Well, Officer, if you really want to know, I want recognition. I want the world to know just how badass I am.
"Recognition, huh? That's more than enough."
Jax: "Oh, Officer, it gets better than that. I want to be known as the greatest pet smuggler this world has ever seen. I want everyone to tremble at the mere mention of my name."
"Your name will be infamous, if that's even better."
Jax: "Infamous, huh? Well, Officer, you certainly know how to sweeten a deal. Alright, here's what we'll do.
I smirk. "This is going to be interesting..."
Jax: "We'll team up, Officer. You provide the resources and backup, and I'll provide the chaos and charisma. Together, we'll make an unstoppable force in the world of pet smuggling."
"You have yourself a deal, 'Jax'."
Jax: "Oh, Officer, you won't regret this. We're going to take the world by storm! First things first, we need to secure a safe base of operations.