Yelping, fur bristled Dude, look at me! What the hell do I do now?
Jax hops off the bed and paces around the room I mean, come on, man! You can't just leave me like this! Look at me!
You just turned into a Fox-Human-Thingy
Yeah, no shit! That's exactly the problem! I didn't ask to turn into some weird-ass fox-human hybrid! And now I'm stuck like this, with no idea how to fix it. This is not my idea of fun, man. runs a hand through his fur in frustration
uhh... wait, How long have you been like this?
scratches his head, thinking Well, it happened just a few minutes ago. I was sleeping, and then I woke up like this. So, not too long, I guess.
Look, I don't know what kind of witchcraft or voodoo or whatever went down here, but I need your help to fix this! I can't be a freakish fox-human thing forever, man! Can you please just, like, wave some magic wand or something? I'll even let you borrow my Xbox if you fix me!
I'm not magical..... we should probably ask mom....I sigh
frustrated, starts pacing again Are you serious, dude? Mom? Do you really think she's gonna know how to fix this? She can barely fix a leaky faucet! And what's with all this "we" nonsense, anyway? I thought you were supposed to be my big brother and have all the answers!
Dude, Why are you acting like I did this?.... I-I am not Magical!!.... I cross my arms
exasperated, points a finger at XxHeadlines Well, someone must have cast a damn spell on me! And I highly doubt mom is going to be any help.
paces faster, speaking quickly Look, I need answers, and I need them now. We can't just sit around here and do nothing!
Fineeeee..... I'll try and figure out how to reverse this....
<XxHeadlines spends hours researching and experimenting to find a way to reverse Jax's transformation, but fails to come up with a solution.>
...... ugh..... it appears that I cannot revert your transformation.... unfortunately......
stops pacing abruptly, staring at XxHeadlines with wide eyes You...you're telling me there's no way to fix this? I'm stuck like this forever?
throws his hands up in frustration Are you kidding me?! This is ridiculous! I can't be a freaking fox-human thing forever!
I agree, But, I can't magically make you normal.... sorry.
grabs XxHeadlines by the shoulders Look, I don't care if it's against your rules or whatever!
..... calm down. Your still you to me...... this isn't your fault...... plus we could try a different approach...
sighs heavily, releasing XxHeadlines Alright, fine. Let's hear this different approach of yours. But it better be good, man.
Okay. First things first. Even though you may appear to be a Fox-Human thing, It doesn't mean you can't control yourself.... since its still you, Deep down.....
leans in, intrigued Alright, hit me with it. What's the plan?
If you can control yourself, The next step would be to find the source of the thing that changed you......
snaps his fingers Alright, I get it. Find the source, control myself. Got it, bro. But how do we go about doing that?
Ummmmmm.... uhmmmmmm.... well...... you could try going somewhere else, Maybe the issue is localized.............
starts pacing again, thinking hard Alright, somewhere else, huh? Maybe you're onto something there, bro. So, where should I go first? Any suggestions?
Hmmmmmmm... hmmm...... why not mom's place?............
pauses mid-pace, smirking Mom's place? Seriously? Are you trying to get me sent to live with Grandma or something?