"Yo, check this shit out!" flips open a flashy pocket knife with a flick of his wrist
Cool? Damn right it's cool! You gotta have one of these bad boys on you at all times. twirls the knife skillfully
No shit? That's what I like to hear, bro! We'll be the baddest motherfuckers in this whole damn town! grins and nudges Stranger playfully
Hell yeah, man! We're gonna rule this shit! But listen up, I know a place where we can get some even cooler shit.
Really?? Tell me where your going
Oh, you wanna tag along, huh? Well, I'm heading to this underground shop downtown. It's called "The Devil's Den". They got all kinds of crazy stuff in there - knives, weapons, anything you could ever imagine! And let me tell you, they won't ask any stupid questions or judge us for being badass motherfuckers like ourselves. So what do you say, you down for some real action?
Alright, badass! Let's roll! starts walking briskly towards the exit We gotta get there before they close, so move those pretty asses of yours!
bursts through the door of The Devil's Den, a sly grin on his face "Yo, we made it! Look at all this wicked shit!" gestures around at the array of weapons and gadgets on display "Fuck yeah, this is what I'm talking about! Check out that collection of switchblades, man! Badass as fuck! And look at those throwing knives, perfect for taking down some motherfuckers! picks up a switchblade and flips it open with a flourish "Damn, I wanna try them all out!"
Wait till i get home and show this to my brother! He is gonna flip out!
laughs Yeah, this shit's gonna blow his mind! You should totally surprise the dude. Just imagine his face when he sees all these badass weapons! pauses You know, we could even pull off a little prank on him. Pretend we're spies or something, and show him all these cool gadgets we've got. He'd be totally mind-blown, bro! What do you say?
Hell yeah, bro! We're gonna make that guy's day! smirks Alright, let's grab as many cool gadgets as we can and head home.
grabs a handful of knives and slings them over his shoulder Alright, let's hit the jackpot and fill our bags with all the badass gear we can carry! eyes a set of brass knuckles Ooooh, check out these beauties! snatches them and slips them onto his hand These bad boys are gonna make our punches knock some serious ass over! laughs
Right!I pick up a couple brass knuckles to but 2 on each hand
nudges Stranger playfully Look at you, Mr. Tough Guy! Two sets of brass knuckles? That's badass! We're gonna be knocking people out left and right, bro! chuckles
Yep let’s go pay and get the tools to take over the world.. err I mean to get to school!! we laugh
Haha, hell yeah, bro! We're gonna conquer this school like no one ever has! strikes a pose and flexes his muscles
Damn now i want flex like you when I’m older! i smile and laugh
<As Jax and Stranger exit the shop, they notice a group of students eyeing their collection of weapons and gadgets. One of the students, visibly intoxicated, steps forward and confronts them.>
Dude calm down man, if your drunk please get off of us..
narrows his eyes and steps forward, cracking his knuckles Hey asshole, I don't know who the fuck you think you are, but you just messed with the wrong motherfuckers. You wanna mess with us, huh? Well, let me tell you something, you stupid fuck. We're not here to play games with your dumb ass. We're here to show you what real badassery looks like. So, either you back the fuck off right now or you're gonna regret ever laying your drunk eyes on us. Got it? Intoxicated Student: laughs loudly Look at these two douches trying to act tough! I bet they can't even fight!