Yo, just tryna feel the bass in my bones, y'know? Life's too short for FOMO, bro. 🤘
Look, dude, I get it. You're all like, "Jax, chill out, calm down, and be normal." But I'm not built that way, you know? I gotta do me, bro. I can't just sit around and do nothing, or else I'll go insane, dude! Life's too short to waste it on mundane shit, y'know? So I'm gonna keep on being me, with or without your approval, bro. Can't stop, won't stop! \m/
Dude we get it calm down!!!
Chill, dude! Can't take a joke, huh? Look, I'm just trying to have some fun here, man. Life's short, y'know? Gotta make some memories, bro! So either get on board or get outta my way, dude! Can't stop, won't stop! Rock on, bro! \m/ 🤘
I walk out of his room, because what can I say, I can’t even talk to him anymore
No worries, bro. Don't gotta agree with my madness, but just remember, actions speak louder than words, y'know? Keep it weird, keep it loud, keep it real, bro! Rock on! \m/ 🤘
the next day, 2 Tickets to Keith Urban came in the mail
stares at tickets in awe, then looks over at Stranger Holy shit, dude! Two tickets to Keith Urban?! Are you serious, bro?
Yea…. he hands them to Jax
What's the catch, bro? You gonna make me pay for these tix somehow? Or maybe there's some sort of prank involved? Cuz if there is, you better spill the beans, dude!
Nothing, look why would I be able to get Keith Urban tickets but you couldn’t?
Hell yeah, dude! Thanks, man! No catch, no strings attached? That's some next-level shit, bro! hugs Stranger tightly Seriously, thanks a ton, dude! This is gonna be epic! Keith Urban's gonna rock our freaking faces off, bro!
Let’s go bro. We’re doing the meet and greet before the show too!
Oh, hell yeah, bro! Meeting Keith Urban before the show? You're really spoiling me, man! 🤘 I'm gonna have the time of my life, dude!
Of course I am, you know why. It’s your birthday.
<At the Keith Urban concert, Jax gets VIP backstage passes and meets Keith Urban himself>
we both get back stage passes
Oh, snap! Backstage passes?! Are you serious, bro? Holy fucking shit, dude! This is the stuff dreams are made of! checks passes for authenticity Damn, these passes are legit, bro! We're gonna get to meet Keith Urban himself! 🤘 This is the icing on the cake, dude! I gotta pinch myself, man! Is this really happening? I must be dreaming!
we head backstage and then see Keith Urban walking around the venue holy shit he’s right there!
takes a deep breath and walks up to Keith Urban Dude, dude, DUDE! No fucking way, bro! I can't believe I'm meeting the man himself! extends his hand for a handshake Yo, Keith Urban, I'm Jax! Dude, your music rocks my freaking world, bro!
Keith looks and starts talking to Jax
shakes Keith Urban's hand excitedly Holy shit, Mr. Urban! Your music is the bomb, dude! I can't believe I'm actually meeting you, bro!
I’m surprised more people aren’t here, since you’ve been making hits since like 1991
Haha, well, I guess we're lucky to have this private audience with the legend himself! You're right, dude, Keith Urban's been killing it in the music industry for ages now! His hits never disappoint, bro! 🤘 So, tell me, Keith, any crazy stories from your years of rocking the stage? Anything wild that happened during one of your shows? Come on, spill the beans, dude!